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“I can’t get these peanuts in my body fast enough.” - George Washington Carver

@taylorxyoung @militariegun May your future daughter have bigger balls than you.

@_kxsxy @militariegun Tell yourself whatever you need to tell yourself to get by.

there’s so much discussion about who should and should not be supported when it comes to having a controversial past. it’s simple: spend your time and money supporting or not supporting whoever you want. you can boycott anything, it just doesn’t mean everyone else has to as well

@taylorxyoung @militariegun Enabler, coward, apologist.

@_kxsxy @militariegun Please get a grip and move on with your life. Haven’t you done enough?

@militariegun @taylorxyoung So habitual and recent SA falls under the umbrella of “mistakes” meant to be forgiven within the “arts”.

if you believe someone is limited to the mistakes they made in their past, you should probably leave the arts alone and pursue your true calling, a job in law enforcement.

Normalize faking your death

@chikfila count your fucking days if I get another sticky ketchup

@noxheav3n The definition of beef is “neither of these dudes can fight”

lets talk about how 90% of band beefs aren’t really that serious

@CamFutrell @Again_nadine @tobias_0704 @quicktochuckle @vanillaspitt @azraelfallen Honestly Cameron I’m so tired but you have to know you look exactly like the kind of guy that would say everything you’re saying.

@Again_nadine @tobias_0704 @quicktochuckle @vanillaspitt @azraelfallen If the law was 21 year olds you would all be saying the same shit I don’t wanna hear it anymore lmfao

a guy literally 6 years older than me has just rejected me on the basis that I am not young enough for him :)))))))) doomed DOOMED

These are my children; Baja Blast and Toyotathon

I’ll vote for whoever brings back the gun emoji

Does gen z know what Yahtzee is

I may not be hot or sexy or interesting or fun or casually charming or particularly clever or ethereal or coordinated or good with crowds or comfortable in uncomfortable silence or worldly or angelic in the morning or skilled at cooking or creative in bed or radiantly friendly or

Is it so much to ask that a cute guy succumbs to my goblin aura and worships me until the end of time

Australians in 1999 like: noyneen noyneenoen

Working out in a shirt that says “alpha” is mental illness

@cummiepheebee long as three school buses and their tongue is five bathtubs long

in second grade i wrote like 20 reports on blue whales for no reason

@bosxe @SeveredMusic Actually it’s worse he wore footie socks kayaking and didn’t take them off before adding flippers

@SeveredMusic This is unbelievable but… flippers. I was kayaking and jumping into the ocean and shit lol

I regret to confirm

I want to meet the people who ruined Qtips for the rest of us.

@hardlorepod @JudiciaryTX @GabeThePigeon Antihistamines: playing god?

This week on Hardlore… Jake from @JudiciaryTX. Submit your Qs for us/Jake and we’ll A the best ones.

@hardlorepod @JudiciaryTX @GabeThePigeon Least and most favorite bone