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@primantibros i heard corporate wants to take the awesome decor off the walls in the restaurants? are you dumb?

@MustardMam @WWWYFest @TDWPband jfc 500?! DOLLARS!??

Super bummed tickets to @WWWYFest are so ridiculously expensive for my price range. All I wanted to do was see @TDWPband play plagues once again. Just glad I got to experience that in 2008 at club zoo #chillers #brosinthesnow

@googlenesthelp it’s not my internet. i stg anytime i need to check my cameras, i get this message. what did i pay for?

@monte_lyons JAKDKFIEJWB drives me INSANE

It’s 2023 and people still reply all to emails unnecessarily

i’m not sorry to say that dressing your kid in earthy natural tones is such a stupid fucking idea. that’s how kids end up snatched up bc they aren’t noticeable wearing the same color as the fuckn trees and shrubbery. fuck your aesthetic.

about to sell feet pics for audible credits 🤣

a coffee shop without an exhaust fan in the restroom is a dangerous game to play

i can’t wait till all these changes are done happening in my life so i can go back to getting my nails done 🤣 i hate being responsible with my monies 🥲

don’t ask, pay me.

“no” is a complete sentence. 🖕🏼

that 90’s show isn’t good. i said what i said.

i need phad thai bc i’m mad sad

i deserve more. that’s my final answer.

@ChilllSlut their head must be so quiet, lowkey jealous

i realized yesterday that i give up on myself way too easily and get really uncomfortable when people try to offer support. i think it’s time to go back to therapy 🫠

tequila shots, shower, then bed. that’s normal…right? 😂

nothing more humbling than braces at the age of 31 🫠

it’s bs that companies like audible or youtube red doesn’t give deals to existing customers. free credits or a discount for a couple months. less chance of cancelling and would show consumer appreciation. like, we are the reason you’re successful too yanno?

i need a pair of earbuds i can wear in the shower fr

@monte_lyons @NFL it’s so fucked that money will always be more important to these corporations. fuck the nfl

Hey @NFL if a player needs resuscitating you should postpone the game. It shouldn’t take players and coaches refusing to play to make that happen. You should just do that.