mateo’s bird app page

🖊️ chimed in on Benito! Read all about it here: semaforo.substack.com/p/me-porto-bon…

Happy Flex Friday

I'm so happy you decided to share this moment with me.

why he look like Sydney Sweeney 😭

The way I show a kinkier/leather side and immediately go back onto the couch to play FFXIV

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

.@gatx_negrx

Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I can't explain that

Me whenever the stars are visible

JAJAJA I was late to "All-Stars" but Ripcord was late to play it so I got in before the preview !!

@Moognific Lmaoooo

Me when I pluck one eyebrow hair

🫰🏼🎨

i dont wanna sound like a hopeless romantic but i fantasize a lot about buying groceries & buying home decor together with the loml

I honestly hate gay dating standards so much. I don’t have land or the name of a noble house. I don’t drink at the pub all the time. I don’t listen to newer bards much. I can’t grow a proper beard. I don’t travel cos I’ve no horse. I hoard gold. I’m a dragon.

just remembered how to write

need a walkuationship yearnuationship and yapuationship