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I’m here to tell you that, to my surprise, the hustle is very big in the clubs!

They are painting the Gibraltar trade center sign… I’m sorry but shouldn’t we have voted or something???

I’m not allowed out of the house because every time I leave I spend $574 not sure how

Nobody: My 6 year old: When are you gonna be buried?

Nobody: My 6 year old: Does food stay in your belly until it turns into pure poop?

Unsupervised teenagers in target <<<<<<

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Beam me up!!!!!!

Nothing like the smell of an office max or staples

Mom calling to see if I want a coke from McDonald’s even though I already said I didn’t need anything but I do and so now I’m getting coke delivered to me. I am loved. Thanks mom.

I’m sorry but the only sentences I’m finishing are yours!! Not mine. Can’t remember what I’m even saying half the time.

@kendelgoon That actually cheered me up

Been in the moment so much lately and I love it!

@justshelby_ Now that can’t be right

Gen Z talking bout Vintage and American Eagle in the same sentence is really throwing me for a loop

Risking it all on expired hot sauce

@CarsonTCody I’m same

idk how to explain it but 8 + 5 equaling 13 feels gross to me

Keeping my dog updated on our day just in case he understands English

Being a full time working single mom is harddddddd

@justshelby_ lol

Law & order theme goin kinda hard tho