Malik

This should've went viral

What kind of benevolent God would make me a Ravens fan

@ceccarelli_ben @postedinthecrib Gotta stay away from the Denny's on Yellowstone though

@postedinthecrib Go to Tough Guy Lanes in Pocatello. Bowling Alley and Karaoke. Ask for the tough guy. He ain’t that tough

who do i gotta check in with to be good in pocatello idaho

@SkyNews Y'all should ask Santa why he gives poor kids less

Santa Claus has left the North Pole 🎄! Watch Santa's journey as he delivers presents to children worldwide with the NORAD Santa Tracker 🎁🎄 twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Brian Thompson made his money by denying people care and pricing them to death. What goes around comes around. Live by the gun, die by the gun. Rot in pieces Brian.

UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson died doing what he loved - increasing shareholder value

the problem with US politics is that being a Democrat doesn’t mean a politician is good but being a Republican does mean that a politician is bad

@Hawg007 Bout to get some of these drunk lies in tonight 🫡🫡🫡

bro said "yes of course" and decided to cook up the most immaculate beat known to man 😭 x.com/jimmylubetron/…

Probably should've kept this one in the drafts

Gay Kendrick Lamar: Sometimes you gotta pop out and blow niggas

If your version of Christianity wants to put the Ten Commandments in schools but take free lunch out of them, you are worshipping something other than Jesus.

@jack they even got the co-founder of Twitter talking about this beef 😭😭😭

truth vs lies

@kendricklamar have mercy

meet the grahams youtu.be/2QiFl9Dc7D0

Kendrick has made me realize I’ve never properly hated a nigga in my life but that all changes today

As a Drake hater, and a fan of hatin' in general, I've been smiling ear-to-ear these past few days. Bought my anti-Drake stocks when that Millie Bobby Brown video came out in 2018. To my fellow shareholders, wait til Kendrick drops another diss and we'll all retire young

We're in Hawaii rn, supposed to be sipping Mai Tai's and watching the Ravens win their third Super Bowl, but the universe sets limits to how much joy a young Black man can experience at one moment

@BidenTracking 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

BREAKING: The Democratic Party has no plans to have primary debates for 2024, instead they will simply support President Biden's reelection bid.

People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol