Lexy™️

You didn't become an engineer or product builder to spend your days wrestling with scaling fires, performance bottlenecks, feature overload, or tech stacks that grow more chaotic with every release.

@FrankStephen14 @TosinOlugbenga Braaah it's not cheap for 10m startup. And now, SEC or CBN requires VAPT before you can do some certain things...

@TosinOlugbenga You can actually outsource it , call them to audit quarterly basis or twice a year

My friend who’s FINTECH startup processed about 6 billion naira had to SHUT it down… After spending a month in prison with different court cases still pending Watch why your FINTECH start can send you to jail

@FlwSupport @FlutterwaveEng After waiting for more than 24hours nothing has been done still. No response from @FlutterwaveEng team. The delayed response has always been the norm. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@_LexyTM @FlutterwaveEng Hello @_lexytm, Thank you for reaching out to Flutterwave. I’m here to assist you and ensure your concerns are addressed promptly and effectively. We sincerely apologize for the delayed response. Please note that your request and DM will be responded to. Thank you. E.B

@FlwSupport @FlutterwaveEng kindly attend to my request for over a month now. The iOS SDK is not functioning properly which I've reported to you with evidences and you promised to look into it. It's affecting us and can't allow us proceed. Kindly check your DM too. Thank you.

@Oluwatobicodes @Mustaph26704946 Do you keep the connections alive?

An online multiplayer Connect Four game, the issue is that the websockets are not predictable. If I start a game session and I try playing it with another user, the websockets just drops for no reason. If I start that flow again the websockets connect and works for the whole duration of the game

Websockets are hard and annonying asf💔

@trikcode 4.7 is not smart

i asked claude opus 4.7 to refactor a large codebase. 68 minutes, millions of tokens burned - it finished nothing worked. app completely broken

@_hxmmed Na striker you be abi na defence you play

@_LexyTM Ordinary 20mins omo 😭

I went to play football this morning; omo. I have new level of respect for footballers 😭

@Subsaharxn @TosinOlugbenga Be like na 2023 gtp 2 you dey use.

@TosinOlugbenga Oya na! Las las you go use $200k for proj wey you suppose spend $10k designer and dev, you fit still nur Sabi wetin you carry am do

Claude just took the job of two people now…. One UI/UX designer Another Mobile App Developer.

@punting_machine @Akintola_steve Who is this? 🤦‍♂️

@Akintola_steve It's possible. Once you have the front end rendered correctly. The backend won't take much time. Registration - login & recovery page Smtp and sms api Payment api User Settings page Checkout page. Cart and Favorited items Home Page, search result page. Can be done in 3 days

I saw someone’s tweet where he said he would build Jumia within two weeks. You mean Jumia? AI or no AI, you can’t achieve that. And even if you somehow do, you will serve Jail time.

@_seyifunmi__ First sense-making comment to me. 2weeks as how nau...

People thinking you cannot use AI to build jumia It will just take more than 2 weeks or even 2 months But AI can achieve it

@ikev61 @akinkunmi Aaargh

@akinkunmi I'll do that in 7 days. What's the budget?

If you can build Jumia in 2 weeks, I'll pay for your next Codex Plus/Pro subscription. Remember, your goal is to build Jumia, not an e-commerce website. So you have to build the user-facing platform, ad system, dispute resolution, delivery system, seller hub, affiliate platform, and all the systems that work together to make Jumia Jumia. You have till 14th May.

@christianolu @akinkunmi Aaaaargh

@akinkunmi If he sure for you, put 10M The tough part in building is actually the UI, I can bet you in 3 days all the UI you listed above will be cloned and within the next 7 days all functionality will be added then the next few days will be used for testing Just put 10M and see wonders

@dtmgte22 @akinkunmi Aaaaargh

@akinkunmi It’s possible man With woocommerce and some walk around

@0xDGraM @akinkunmi Aaargh

@akinkunmi Ai can do that bro You can just say the people are not technical enough to do it But Ai can

AI dey give una mouth for this app. 😂 You want to build Jumia in 2 weeks. 😂😂😂

@kdtrader1999 @akinkunmi Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh

@akinkunmi lol! It can be done in 1-week with the help of AI.

@ohakwengr @akinkunmi Aaargh

@akinkunmi Ad system of what exactly? Is jumia ad system more complex than HugPro that I built for a business.

@ohakwengr @akinkunmi Aaargh

@akinkunmi What is other thing on jumia brother? Is just money for distribution brother.

@ohakwengr @akinkunmi Aaargh

@akinkunmi They cab build it but there is no money for distribution and ads.

@akinkunmi You didn't disappoint me 🤣

Why didn't you step in and use WordPress? 😏

@TosinOlugbenga @Jojo_agboola @AsidanyaMiracle Nawa ooo. But the tax is working for you guys.

@Jojo_agboola @AsidanyaMiracle The tax is why I don’t check my payslip.

They said to me, if you are in tech and you move to the UK 🇬🇧 you will pack money, they're looking for developers. Before 1 year you will build houses everywhere. Me: It's true ooo If 1 month salary is like 8m every month, in 12 months that’s 96 million. Give and take I will save 90 million per year. UK bills