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when kid rock said “you get what you put in & people get what they deserve” … i hope all y’all never forget that

A year ago today Dallas SWAT put me in handcuffs and I nearly pissed my pants in the process

@rumnurse19 sarcasm

@_lil_lex__ Not worth cause than your stuck thinking i need to go into work just cause I gotta feed em

your quality of life drastically improves when you surround yourself with positive, grateful & kind-hearted folk

@RatedRRandyRay Ok Randy

i’d give my right arm to see nickelback play a show

@KZKX969 I’m with @CoryelleThomas , name em all and put lil cowboy hats on em!!

mcdonalds cuz they still sellin pies uh huh

i guess there’s a slim shady in all of us🥹

@_lil_lex__ In TX everyone calls it cornhole. I honestly don’t care either way. I might just come up with a new name to really get people fired up

What’s a good Twitter question poll idea?

@joshabbottband For the record, it’s definitely bags🫠

@joshabbottband The big Midwest debate 😂😆

yes i'm a shelby stone super fan

finding a partner that you can be vulnerable with while feeling completely safe is priceless.

kaaachowwww

@mikaylaaf95 Lmaoo I only killed it once l, I was so proud 😂

this man really taught me how to drive a stick shift wow

raise hell praise dale

nobody: me w/ my newly assigned alien: and this is “diggin up bones” by randy travis

Life without parole

I think it’s so fucking rude to consistently show up late to your appointments. Like you’re literally a grown ass adult ????