Lucifer’s Dad

@showmetheashti What was that like

How did we end up in 2016 twitter.

@numnumalqassab We love a committed hater

@PatosRoxas @rtzvv This person gets it. Role model material

@rtzvv @_luciferious

You should be allowed to physically fight anyone in your workplace who wants to turn the AC on to full blast. You should be able to wage a full on war against them. Dirty tactics, espionage, blackmail, the works.

@focusmoapp I need to be crazy stressed out before I can do literally anything and it’s ruining my life

@_luciferious the brain couldnt start it until now bc the deadline wasnt close enough to matter. now its close enough. its not laziness, its the only fuel source that works.

I have 6 hours worth of lecture materials to prepare and my ADHD procrastinating ass left it until the last minute (for the umpteenth time)

"working class" is anyone who still has to Post

i hate that adhd is like a mini dementia. why the fuck is the refrigerator door open

This is who I am busting my ass for.

I had 30+ students registered for this class and only 6 showed up last time. Pretty sure 3 of them were asleep too and left their devices running on the side.

@PatosRoxas You know exactly what I mean

@_luciferious HAHHAHAHAHAHA

I get it cuz this is how I feel about the parking spot outside my house

if i block someone it should delete their account and also kill them

@numnumalqassab You know what would help with that? 🌊🫧✂️🔌🛜🫧🌊

Surprise graphic t-shirt night and my sister in law got me this. Just so u know how seriously I am taken at home.

My job is to show up and absorb everyone’s negativity. This is what I am paid to do and I do it professionally. Not a single one of you can k*ll yourself as hard as I can. I have been Super Saiyan™ training to end it all ever since day one - a natural born talent if you will.

@numnumalqassab Think about it! No more emails. No more doom scrolling. No more annoying notifications. Just good old fashioned call Pizza Hut to give them your order, and the dude on the phone would interrupt you to recite your usual order cuz he’s memorised it.

Don’t know about any of you but I can’t wait until they obliterate the internet lines and plunge us all into the Stone Age again. Then I can get a job as a fucking wizard or some shit and run D&D games for the wealthy merchant class

how CS 1.6 felt in 2001

@miserytomirth I honestly don’t remember it was supposed to be a romance novel written by a Caribbean author but it was impossible to break through their vernacular

People are worried about AI ruining literature in the future but there are currently books written by humans which read like this