Lutra

finally got 10k likes on a tweet but it had been thought of before. was gonna retire the account but i’ll wait until something more original hits it big

she asked what are we i said charlie kirk

ahh man it’s almost christmas

Schrödinger's Mitch McConnell

they’re putting the dog in me down tomorrow

my only chance at financial freedom in this economy is to win a mr beast endurance challenge

diversity is one of my favorite things which is why i think they should have cast chris pratt as shang chi

thank god it’s fursuit friday

maybe all that time smoking weed wasn’t seizing the day, maybe it was. idk i’m not that wise

they keep telling me polymarket isn’t for polyamory but that won’t stop me from using it that way

mostly surprised that the margaret qualley jack antonoff marriage lasted 3 years. anyway, you hate to see true love fail

mitch mcconnell’s been taking calls all day ain’t got time to prove he’s alive

my kid is applying to streamer university as a safety school. chat, are we cooked?

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he said to tell you hi

making the world cup refs wear body cams was a nice touch but giving them guns was maybe a little excessive

saw mitch mcconnell at the gym this morning he was deadlifting 405 no chalk no belt

baby i couldn’t be a performative male i got performance issues

more ppl registered to vote for love island than the US election

when will taylor swift’s wedding video be on streaming?

don’t be insecure about being a midsize girlie i will buy you a sedan