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@beyoumf Suicide

what is the cure for depression?

@IAmSteveHarvey Living

What’s something you got older and realized was a complete waste of energy?

@Finehairr_ Have you ever watched a kettle boil on a cold day?

Seriously, if clouds are made of water, how are they floating??!!!!

@Sabiha1278 And you live in a doctor's surgery....

I do not have a cat. I’ve never had a cat, and yet this cat came by randomly (no idea where from) and came into my house. Do I now have a cat? Is that how it works?

@pump_upthejam_ That's how acupuncture works

Scratched a pimple on my butt and felt the pain on my shoulder?

@matthewdmarsden Cadbury's sold to Americans and turned it to shit.

Name the best-tasting chocolate in the world. And don't even think about posting "Hershey's." That stuff tastes like vomit-flavored wax. For me? Cadburys Dairy Milk and Milka.

@7why__ydm Narcissists

delete one animal from earth

@Bluelov21790224 I think you should fuck off and get a real job

so should i post the other hole this time? or leave some mystery to it?

@ComfortLolaa Purse

You probably didn't know but there’s a part of a woman’s body that becomes erect when she’s aroused.

I parked near a Chinese restaurant while at the gym, and when I came back, I found this symbol on my car. Any idea what it means?

@raphousetv7 Dukes of Hazard

Authorities have Released Footage Showing A Wisconsin Suspect’s Car Flying Over Traffic During A Police Chase.

@Matt_Pinner Shooting Narcissists

I’m in depression today. Please help☹️

@ronsterd89 Drink it and run a marathon

What do you do with remaining pickle juice when pickles are over?

@cricket_Stats05 Was attached to clothing you recently bought.

I was in the shower last night and I felt something on the back of my neck and it was this chip- looking thing.😭 Anyone have any idea what this is?

@Mubarak_mubious Eggs

what grocery items needs no refrigeration but are often refrigerated by most people ??

@wisdomXplorer Vacuum

Describe your current mental health in just one word.

@beyoumf Redundancy

what’s more powerful than money?

@perkmaybe Sudden, painless death

Be honest, deep down what you want rn?

@mjfree He needs to use a drive-thru carwash, without the car

Do you think Trump wipes his own ass?

@otokyo__ I hate myself...