The Distinguished Neega

Hakuna here chimwe chekudya chisiri cheziya?

Iyezvino ndikanzwa munhu achiti ndambomhanya paMasvingo apo I need to start asking kuti nemota here or netsoka. What do you mean a person can run from Harare to Chinhoyi???

Having sexual discipline doesn’t mean you shouldn’t sleep with multiple women, it means you should choose the multiple women you sleep with

“maybe you told your other girlfriend not me” women can be annoying sometimes

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Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

Laughs in Kwekwe, Msasa

Laughs in Waterfalls

Women are hilarious man. When they find out you can pull other women they start liking you a lot more 😂

Kozoitawo isusu tainzi nzou inouraiwa nesvosve rikapinda mumhino mayo😂

I love texting people that have their read receipt off 😂

A guy had some challenges at work. He called up his mother to tell her. That night, his father called him. "Son, I understand you have a problem at work. Waudza mukadzi wako here?" "Kwete baba." "Why?" "Handidi anetseke, vanhu vacho havatane stress." "Saka wangu wamuudzirei?"

When a bro introduces himself instead of waiting for me to hear his name from one of the bros

The money you give your woman is tuition fees for the lesson she is going to teach you.

I'm the type to restart a song cus I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough

Dai ndiine mapfumo ndambomakanda pasi 😫

My mom is mad at my brother for buying himself an iphone 17. Now she is drinking her minute maid. He asks for it hanzi handi moita basa rekutenga maphone asi drink chairo hamurizivi😂😂😂