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Sazezónes 💃🏻 open.spotify.com/track/5wtTIRZK…

@realDonaldTrump Is this the one?

The man with glasses and long hair.

Christ is Lord

Now w/ all 3 days reflecting back.. the space, the bathroom lines, the bar access. It really is actually worth it

Day 1 of edc I didn’t feel VIP was actually worth it. Very crowded still. Day 2 was a lot better though and then Day 3… I realized the how people were fighting for their lives when we had to make an emergency bathroom break at GA+ bathrooms

So wait Massie was a single man flying out girls, drinking raw milk, living on a homestead and not accepting aipac checks. Demanding the Epstein files, being against the Iran war, and this is supposed to make me not like him lol

The San Diego Padres are in talks with closer Mason Miller to make him the highest paid relief pitcher of all time. Miller is rumored to make north of $300M through 2035 once the deal is finalized.

the cut to Boone is perfection 🤣

Glad @7Joannaaa finally agrees that John summit is gay

🚨: The 2026 “Super El Niño” is projected to be the strongest in 150 years

I Got Banned & Deported From Israel…

“Shitler FC” is currently on track to win the cy young. We couldn’t care less where we rank on “mlb pipeline”🤣😭😭

“The cockfighting arena is like my home” Beautiful.

260-lb powerlifter Larry Wheels just crashed out after getting humbled by lightweight MMA fighters 💀 “I’m going to cry. I’m a bitch. I got bitched out.”

@7Joannaaa @miagia You knew what you signed up for

@miagia @_malamasu

going to a card show is a humiliation ritual

🚨 Khamzat Chimaev went on stories to explain why he was friendly with Sean Strickland despite all of the trash talk that was said: "And regarding that guy — he said a lot of unnecessary things. People were asking why I shook his hand and why I put the belt on him afterward. We don’t have the habit of talking or fighting after a loss. If we fight, we fight inside the cage, and we fought as best as we could. What Allah has decided is no longer in our control. That guy lowered his head and asked for forgiveness. If a person asks for forgiveness, I can forgive him. I’m not an oppressor so that I would refuse to forgive.”

Everyone please pray for my gf! I’m going out of town w/ her and my body has become immune to lactaids now 💩

Shohei Ohtani over his last 10 games: .105 batting average 0 HR 1 extra base hit

Imagine paying 700 million US dollars for Anthony Volpe I’m crying 😭