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Malik Powell

@_malikpowell

Interim Head Writer @ITYSL. ALL-improv team. 6MOTY joke writer. *tweets are all jokes

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Malik Powell
Malik Powell@_malikpowell·
@Complex Is that what he calls his toothbrush?
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Mandatory post-Osmows dumps. 2/4
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On my 3rd 15 minute shit today. Lord please forgive me
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Will Rob Dillingham do something this season? I. Don’t. Know.
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BREAKING: Boston, Atlanta and Brooklyn are finalizing a three-team trade that sends Kristaps Porzingis and a second-round pick to the Hawks, Terance Mann and Atlanta's No. 22 pick to the Nets, and Georges Niang and a second-rounder to the Celtics.
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Canadian drivers are such animals… I just got brake checked by 2 geese.
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My car be like: Low gas Low coolant Low washer fluid. Damn how bout you watch your own pockets.
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Gas at $1.18 boutta drink from the nozzle! WE ONLY DRINKING PREMIUM ROUND HERE
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I punch in early and walk to the bathroom like I’m a title defender on the main card.
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James Cameron revealed his wife cried for 4 hours after watching the new avatar sequel… She then continued to cry for another 3 hours and 22 minutes as she had only watched the opening credits.
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Every time I see an ambulance fly past me with its sirens on, in my head my brain softly whispers “save them”
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Seeing Cleveland at 50-10 puts into perspective just how crazy 2016’ Warriors record was.
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Doug Ford if you text me one more time, bro.
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Just know if I send you this photo it means I’m about to crash out.
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Maybe it’s just me I don’t know… I feel like Disney dropped the ball on the whole Ratatouille world. Remy easily could’ve tackled sports, crypto even fashion. We’re just… we’re not reaching BIG enough anymore.
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I don’t like how quick a band-aid gets dirty
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Can’t change my mind but the word “ALAS” is a top 10 word.
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It don’t matter if I can’t see it If I can hear it… I’m gonna look up for a helicopter. 😇
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