GOOSE🪿✨

berto just said to me “you know the one skit show? with that uhhh that one white guy?” babe that’s every single skit show

@androfur purple!! unless you set it against a bunch of blues and greens, then it might read as brown. but it’s definitely purple on its own.

@lmaodarius i just heard it too literally wtf

omg there was a FAT ASS explosion sound in orlando idk if it was Thunder or if something blew up

someone dissuade me from making a mildly financially irresponsible decision QUICK

fun fact those are vintage made in england doc martens that i got secondhand for a STEAL genuinely one of my most insane depop scores

also i went out today here is a fit check !!!!! it’s actually way too hot for the overshirt but i looked so good so whatever

i never use twitter anymore bc i hate elon musk but sometimes the format of tweets to scream into the void is just so pleasant and perfect yk ?

no actually back to the maiasaura. i listened to a podcast episode from like 10 years ago where they interviewed jack horner about his work including the discovery of maiasaura and now it is literally the only thing in my brain. i need a tattoo of the holotype so fucking bad

google how to explain to my cat that i can’t throw his toy if he doesn’t bring it back to me after i throw it the first time

i want. a maiasaura tattoo. SO BAD.

made an old d&d character in bg3, VERY happy with how it turned out. she is so pretty hello !!!! i miss playing eglantine

someone pls kill me for real

this new ts album is what’s gonna finally make me fully hate her. i’ve been holding off for years bc i know so many lesbian swifties but i have heard these awful songs off this awful album too many times in the last day or so and i am SICK!!!!!!

citing this tweet when i ask the faculty at my school if i can take the cast from my capstone play (which is set in the woods in maine) to a local forest for a day

if you were given a product, it was a regular gift. if you were GIFTED a product, you received it for free from the company as part of a PR strategy. your sister didn’t GIFT you that eyeshadow palette, she GAVE it to you.

new internet pet peeve: saying “gifted” when you mean “given”

oh also the woman in the last photo is a director i worked with earlier this semester, just to be abundantly clear

2020 -> 2024. ayo wtf (i do lowkey miss my long hair… SOMEDAY he will return)

i am almost 40 pages in and already i love maia. it’s astonishing and impressive how quickly katherine addison was able to introduce the protagonist and inspire investment in him.

as much as i love ursula k le guin, her books are DENSE… taking a break from left hand of darkness to read the goblin emperor, about which i have ONLY heard praise, and BOY HOWDY is this shit good.

I don't post here anymore, but just popping in to say that it is absolutely morally indefensible to spend money on any new Harry Potter stuff. The line could not be more clear. I do not care what it means to you, it is long past time to move on. It's not optional.