Matt Humphreys

@lifeatibm Ubuntu!

Today we say happy 30th birthday #Linux! 🎂 🎉 🥳 🎈 What was your first Linux distro? #30YearsofLinux #Linux30 #OpenSource

Our greatest invention is the IBMer. Through the application of intelligence, reason, and science, we can improve business, society, and the human condition, bringing the power of hybrid cloud and AI to life. #IAMIBM How will you define yourself? 👁️🐝Ⓜ️ ibm.co/3A35G1J

@QubaAndCo tried to call you repeatedly and emailed regarding an order issue - no reply in 3 days. What do we have to do to get a response please?! 🤷🏻‍♂️

A new chapter begins. Our people are our greatest asset, and we’re spotlighting IBMers center stage — say hello to #IAMIBM. 👁️🐝 Ⓜ️ You, too, can begin a new chapter. Discover what defines you with a #career at #IBM → ibm.co/3xUx2qc

*Meeting starts* My boss: I can’t hear you Me: stares at screen and clicks to make it appear like I’ve done something - is it better now? My boss: much better Me: 🤡

“Give ’em #pumpkin to talk about” they said… Happy #Halloween from the IBM family! 🎃 👻 🍭 🖤

@rumpusmac I think you’ll find it was you who was moaning the whole way up 🤷‍♂️

🐝 ing an IBMer means living our values as an organization. Hear from Austin, an Offering Manager for #Watson Knowledge Catalog, who shares his perspective on living these values and what makes him proud to work here. 🔻 Explore our open roles today ➡️ ibm.co/2Yz9yai

Breaking political news: Pandas on a slide... twitter.com/AnimalsWorId/s…

Breaking news: Arvind Krishna elected as IBM Chief Executive Officer Jim Whitehurst elected IBM President Ginni Rometty continues as Executive Chairman of the Board Learn more: ibm.co/38S8EIH

Wherever you are in the world, welcome to 2020, we wish you a happy, prosperous new year filled with fantastic career prospects. Sending you 💙 from the IBM global careers team!

We're now LIVE! Come and meet Andrew Cabral from the IBM Watson team for an ask me anything session on all things Watson and AI, join us now 👉 ibm.co/36Qy5t0

Meet Nick. 👋 Nick is one of our awesome Global Employer Branding Leads. What he doesn’t know about having a great LinkedIn profile quite frankly isn’t worth knowing. 🤯 Check out his uber tips here!! 👉 ibm.co/37UHscG

Enhance your AI & Cloud-native skills! Register now for our first Digital Developer Conference. Don’t miss our free, online event to help you advance your development skills, earn Cloud-native badges, and collaborate with industry experts. Register now! 👉 ibm.co/2Cmrc5Q

Wondering what it's like to intern with us? Maria, Abraham, Rachel and Alex share their experience from this summer. We'd recommend it, we know how awesome the experience is! 👁️ 🐝 Ⓜ️ Apply to our internship opportunities here! 👉 ibm.co/3055HDN

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Look at IBM as an employer like one of our awesome interns Sabrina looks at this life size tiger... 🐯😍 For the full story 👉bit.ly/2YDXouZ

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IBMers + Insta + hashtags - filters = life at IBM! ❤️ Our IBMers opened an Instagram account! 📸 Follow us and see what it's like to be an IBMer... bit.ly/2YDXouZ