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@_megacon_

parody account. Fairy god-mother. Three eyed raven. Ze-tuh.

Katılım Kasım 2010
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Manifesting...
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My job is short staffed. My supervisor started her two week vacay yesterday and insisted a new staff member she hired start today for me to train. New hire has a vacay planned next week. I have a fiscal meeting today and didn’t do my report [yet]. I’m also off tomorrow. 😐
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Anxiety is through the roof girl ..
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Feeling like I should warn my therapist before my session that I’m feeling real chaotic 🫣 just a likkle text like hey girl … get ready for a roller coaster
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@kriss_p_kreme I liked the taste but not the consistency…you know how baking it holds it all together? For a thicker and somewhat dryer texture? This was very…wet 🥴
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I made buffalo chicken dip with Greek yogurt in place of cream cheese abd I added celery …didn’t put it in the oven either ..I’m afraid it’s gonna be nasty
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I want a hit cup of coffee AND an iced coffee! I might end up wired today!
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I saw a back to school hygeine items drive and THAT is what the communities need to be giving out !!!!
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Princess A@cessadelove1·
Sleep well tonight knowing that God can multiply your 2 fish and 5 loaves!
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I once dated a guy who told me he loved the bad boys franchise & knew 1 & 2 word for word…you know he actually stated almost every single line while we watched the 1st movie…top 5 situations where I’ve been absolutely disgusted with a man because I get it damn.. STFU 😭
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I’m seriously considering cutting my locs. I’ve lived so many lives with them the last 4.5 years. Maybe it’s time to start a new life with new hair …
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"Why didn't the alarm go off.." Me:
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My parents when I was 14: you’re not allowed to date and you can’t have sex before marriage. My parents now that I’m 32: are you ever gonna have kids? 😐
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I’m reminded often that I have really great friends…I am so rich in that area of my life and it makes me sad that there are people who don’t get to experience this.
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miyahonmarz@miyahonmars·
my mom got the nerve to ask me abt grandkids like im not planning 2 international trips rn…girl MOVE!!!!!
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I really want a coffee and it’s too late in the day
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I forgot to get gas while I was out 🥲
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I got my nails done almost a month ago and I want them off and they have not budged 😭 I loved this when I was getting them done consistently..this was my first time getting my nails done in 9 months and I’m over it
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@yesimbreezy I was gonna ask if that’s what you had! I would have been PISSED if I brought the wrong size and had to send it back because idk how that works with FSA😭
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My ringconn sizing kit came & I’m so glad I didn’t blind order the actual ring 😭 the college ring I’ve worn every day for the last 11 years is a size 5! So I was gonna just get a 7! Bruh.. I’m currently testing out an 8 and a 9 from the sizing kit! The 7 ain’t stand a chance!
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Went ahead and put on a 10!
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