Sam Porter

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Sam Porter

Sam Porter

@_midwrestless

Kali Masi / Photography / Type 1 Diabetic / Late to everything including Twitter.

Chicago, IL Katılım Aralık 2021
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Sam Russo@samrussomusic·
It’s popping off on Instagram…
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
BLUE LIVES DON’T EXI–
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
All in favor of renaming Florida, “The Oral Reef” hit the juul
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Sam Porter
Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
Overheard at the Jewel: “Is this your fucking baby?”
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
Oh, I’m high risk eh? High risk, high reward doc, take down that mask and let’s make some fucccin mistakes
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
My favorite part of Elden Ring so far is understanding @Foxing lyrics more.
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
Who’s to say that ‘shawty’ hasn’t meant ‘sharty’ this whole time?
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
Walking around my yard whistling Lets Lynch the Landlord bc I bought a house but also have depression.
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
Can @JeppsonsMalort come out with an NA version already so I can finally suffer responsibly?
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
@BobNightMair It makes it seem like you’d go to the Netherlands and everyone would be like “sup we’re the Dutch people and we sleep all day drive backward and have free healthcare”
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
Dutch Oven, Dutch Rudder, Double Dutch, Dutch Auction, Dutch Widow- WHAT DID THE DUTCH DO TO DESERVE THIS REPUTATION?????!!!
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Arne
Arne@musikgehirn·
@_midwrestless And I assume, two hours later you still had no idea why we need NFTs?
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
@intoitoverit The frustration in the room when the presentation started was audible
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
I remember there’s a scene where John Travolta has finished getting a huge cross tattooed on his back. He goes to get up and the tattoo artist stops him and goes “not yet! It’s still wet”
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Sam Porter
Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
Just remembered that I Am Wrath is hands down the worst movie I’ve ever seen
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Sam Porter@_midwrestless·
Them: Save The Date! Me: *Saves The Day*
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