Sam Porter

@LauraJaneGrace 👋 would love to shoot with you Laura!

@Mikaeladraws @mandrs Well heck! Appreciate that 🥰

@Mikaeladraws @mandrs Can’t see the tweet :/

@Stallmaniac @samrussomusic Thanks pal!!! 💕

It’s popping off on Instagram…

BLUE LIVES DON’T EXI–

All in favor of renaming Florida, “The Oral Reef” hit the juul

Overheard at the Jewel: “Is this your fucking baby?”

Oh, I’m high risk eh? High risk, high reward doc, take down that mask and let’s make some fucccin mistakes

My favorite part of Elden Ring so far is understanding @Foxing lyrics more.

Who’s to say that ‘shawty’ hasn’t meant ‘sharty’ this whole time?

@intoitoverit Can we get a Wear/We’re/Weir Dead tribute????

Walking around my yard whistling Lets Lynch the Landlord bc I bought a house but also have depression.

Can @JeppsonsMalort come out with an NA version already so I can finally suffer responsibly?

@BobNightMair It makes it seem like you’d go to the Netherlands and everyone would be like “sup we’re the Dutch people and we sleep all day drive backward and have free healthcare”

@_midwrestless Dutch reach, too. They got it all nailed down…

Dutch Oven, Dutch Rudder, Double Dutch, Dutch Auction, Dutch Widow- WHAT DID THE DUTCH DO TO DESERVE THIS REPUTATION?????!!!

@musikgehirn Bingo

@_midwrestless And I assume, two hours later you still had no idea why we need NFTs?

@intoitoverit The frustration in the room when the presentation started was audible

I remember there’s a scene where John Travolta has finished getting a huge cross tattooed on his back. He goes to get up and the tattoo artist stops him and goes “not yet! It’s still wet”

Just remembered that I Am Wrath is hands down the worst movie I’ve ever seen

Them: Save The Date! Me: *Saves The Day*