miri

I'm gonna have sex with the declaration of independence

it's happened my emotional support running shorts from high school have officially ripped

I never knew that apologies could be so horny

shout out to Sabrina carpenter for teaching everyone the correct pronunciation of "espresso"

shocking how few atlanta drivers know what a zipper merge is. the concept of mutual benefit does not exist on the roads there

the cure to all ailments is having a little drink and shaking ass with the girlies

my hottest take is that if you are continually spending tens of thousands of dollars to keep your pet alive, it's time to let them go

bled through five ultra plus tampons today but my cousin posted a video of her belly MOVING AROUND bc the kid is kicking so things aren't so bad I guess

obligatory psa to everyone and anyone on Twitter dot com that cycle tracking does not!! work!! as a birth control method!! 🥰 told this to a friend but they didn't listen and got pregnant literally a week later 🥰🥰🥰

if by "shopping like a billionaire" Temu means exploiting inhumane working conditions and unsustainable production methods then yeah I guess you are like a billionaire

honestly with recent events I truly believe taylor swift is fucking evil. threatening legal action against a literal kid that just analyzes public info. i think she's a perfect example of why white feminism is so dangerous

and he ordered a Cortado but is looking at a 16 oz iced mocha

I have this exact conversation 10 times a day: me (calling out a coffee order): "Allison" customer: "is this for me?" me: "what's your name?" customer: "Jeff"

brb yall I gotta heal my femininity

It’s time to post this yet again

@ActAppalledxx he changes it up he ordered a green tea last time... which is a bummer bc our green tea is not that good

@_miri0_ Ok but what does he order? I need to know...for science

anyways said Joe keery is now a regular at my coffee shop and I am being totally normal about this

publix sandwich makers are always rude as fuck for no reason but I refuse to stop going

someone: some things are different than they used to be me: oh my God this is the rapture isn't it. this is the end of times

first red tattoo and I'm obsessed