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i feel uncomfortable around tall people, what if they lick my head

McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling twitter.com/fasc1nate/stat…

@BlondeBomshell_ @ThorosaurRex ✨love✨

So a couple years ago I wrote this note for @ThorosaurRex and put it in his lunch and he's always kept it in his wallet, today he GOT IT TATTOOED ON HIS ASS AS A SURPRISE 😂 it's the little weird things that really get me ❤️

@BlondeBomshell_ Love this🥺

For Christmas we got my daddy a fighting trip and on the way to TN he said "after your mom passed away I never thought I'd go anywhere ever again, I'm so happy you guys made me come" this whole trip was for him and to see his face light up again made the entire thing 🥹

@WVWCSoftball @AlliRobinson2 GOAT

T3 | SHE DID IT AGAIN!!! Ali Robinson homers in consecutive at-bats 🔥 WVWC 4, IUP 1

@BlondeBomshell_ Her wrist was sore

Mia was taking forever in the bathroom so I was getting worried......she was just making a toilet paper cast no big deal 🤦🏼‍♀️

The Sandman is gliding into 55 today! Happy Birthday to the man who has made me and the world laugh our tails off for 5 decades and counting! From Studboy on MTV to Opera Man on SNL to Happy Gilmore and so many more. Thank you for all the joy you’ve spread! I love you, brother.

The "devils lettuce" is actually coleslaw, not weed.

@BlondeBomshell_ THE PEANUT BUTTER LMAO

Mia uses my mom’s old phone so she gets on her snapchat and stuff and she knows what my bitmoji looks like so she snaps me shit like this constantly 😂😂

one nation.. under minaj

Anything helps💛 Funds for Ellie’s Medical Expenses gofund.me/0dd37bc3

Everyone had a time in their lives when they were addicted to these :

Drake where’s Jesus

Don't forget to smile today. 🤠

Beautiful baby Grace, first croc encounter...April Fool’s!