MarKeisha | AI Governance + Career Strategy

new here? welcome. i’m MarKeisha—Director of AI Security Governance + career strategist with 6+ years helping professionals level up, pivot into tech/cyber, and start moving like executives. i’ve been in cybersecurity for 7+ years and tech even longer, so i don’t teach theory. i teach what actually works in today’s market. if you’re tired of applying and getting ghosted, wants interviews + offers faster, start with my job search strategy guide: payhip.com/b/p85QV

the writers of #ToyStory5 did great!

oysters 🦪 … mmm.

is this a preference? i need a backstory.

I’m cooking all meals since my wife gave birth. Today we’ll see what she wants, I think she’s leaning towards a smoked paprika salmon with nectarine salsa, but I’d really like to cook one of my favorite dishes from Maya Angelou’s cookbook, Decca’s Chicken, Drunkard Style.

i’m coming big momma!

all my bedding is made in portugal or italy. why would i settle!?

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

how am i expected to work a 9-5, run a business, change lives, exercise, cook, eat healthy, pray, clean, be a dog mom, be a catch to my man, be there for my friends, and still not fall into the clutches of humanity.

@MarquiseDiamond oh yes! you’re on it. beautiful nails!

@_mstrdom It definitely came be. I do 3 when it’s time for my full sets. I have a nail ritual 3 fill ins and then a full set. I actually posted this 2 days ago. My nail study so gentle, clean and sweet

do y’all get your nails done every 2 or 3 weeks?

@itsFATSbee i had my last rugs for 4 years and washed 2x/month like you. i only tossed them because i moved and was looking for something different. i definitely buy quality so i’m not wasting money.

@_mstrdom People got money to blow or the quality of the rug isnt holding up so yes then toss it. My rug ive had i think 3 years but I wash it 2x a month. Im moving so I might toss it and get a new one it.

wait, so do y’all not wash your bath mats at least 1-2x/month and throw them away?

@ruby_rafaelina no worries.

@_mstrdom Oh my bad I thought you were saying to wash them before you throw them away I’m slow 😭

@killakent @truly_AD HAHAHAHA!

My job having family fun day tomorrow and I just asked my grand dad did he want to go since he’s always asking about seeing the inside of my job. Why he said he had to ask my granny was it ok first and she said no since it’s during church hours 😭😭😭😭😭

my favorite thing about wearing heels is sitting down in them and people complimenting how divine they look.

@RoyIsThaTruth omg.

So I knew the Gross sisters were blue because they were ashy…but I was today years old when I found out they’re all named after lotion brands 😭😭😭

@DereckHarmon PRAISE GOD!

OMFG my friend just received his kidney transplant!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

wish are so much better the next day via air fryer.

@VidaSterLinG i haven’t found cute ones and it’s not giving luxury hotel.

@_mstrdom The way I am ready to switch to that stone mat because 😮‍💨🫠

@ruby_rafaelina why wouldn’t you just keep washing them every 2-3 weeks? i can’t believe people never wash them and/or just throw them away to avoid washing them.

@_mstrdom Wait wait wait…. Why would we wash them before we throw them away? Help me babe you’ve got me flummoxed 😭😭😭😭

@TheStemGroup the comments in my last post and this were saying otherwise.

@_mstrdom We do… but never put it past the rest of my palm colored…

@Simplydramatik8 this one is thicker than snickers.

@_mstrdom Leave it out in the sun

trying to wash and dry a thick ass bath mat, and i’m over it. how often do y’all wash your bathroom mats? how much does the cleaners charge for this?