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@_muyiwah

Minding my hutsle

lagos,Nigeria Katılım Haziran 2010
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𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀
@realFemiOtedola You no go ride bicycle for Lagos Eko Atlantic ke... Watin do Agege or Okokomaiko or Mushin? Why can't you ride your bicycle at Ayobo link bridge to Igando?
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Femi Ote$
Femi Ote$@realFemiOtedola·
Enjoyed a sunny morning yesterday cycling along the Lagos coast line at Eko Atlantic City. Happiness is free 🚲 …F.Ote💲
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Bàbájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁
Someone was talking about what life used to be for him before he left naija for the UK . His salary was 75k and hardly even sustain him. He was also single but had one regular OS he used to patronize. Because he was a regular customer, she charged him less 🤣. Sometimes he would call her and explain that he was broke for the moment but wanted her to come hang out with him, and she would come. In his words, the OS was very understanding. As time went on , OS started doing more than OS duties . An OS that doesn’t kiss started kissing him. Sometimes he would want to pay for service but she’d say don’t worry . Like that like that , OS would buy provisions for him . He said “OS don dey turn this matter to loving you” . So he had to find a way to clear her indirectly 🤣 After that day, the next time he called her and she came, he observed that she was less friendly as usual . More like business to business communication. Well, he went out to buy banana and groundnut as usual to prepare for the match . When he came back and the OS saw banana, she said “eleyi to lo ra ogede, mio se awin o” which means “This one that you’ve gone to buy banana, I’m not doing credit o” 🤣 I said so she moved from “understanding babe” back to “service provider mode?” He said Kia Kia 🤣
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UG@UgwunnaEjikem·
Yes. Na this guy I see sef. See as the dog de eye you, na cos ein nose no de work again lmao passengers don use nchanwu & iru take scatter ein sniffing powers. Cocaine go de smell like ogiri😭
OLORUNWA🪐@OLORUNWA000

These ones abi🤣🤣

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Tade Samson
Tade Samson@tdontop·
@Big_Wakkie The first one na gun kill you The second one na ogun kill you 😆😆
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Wakkie
Wakkie@Big_Wakkie·
There’s a higher chance of surviving a shot from the first frame than the second frame 😂
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Jm.autos 🚗
Jm.autos 🚗@WilJay_1·
This beast did 6hrs from Lagos to Abuja!...made Lagos to Abuja so close..
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Street Champ!
Street Champ!@OBAOFIKORODU1·
@pappyhurshh the way you walk majestically to kirikiri as an inmate uncle🙏😭😭
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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo·
Hi @DesmondOElliot, A list of e-Learning platforms you can check for courses to start learning. Coursera Udemy edX Skillshare LinkedIn Learning Khan Academy FutureLearn Pluralsight But if you would rather venture into professional prostitution, DM @Ol0ye or @Wizarab10
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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo·
Someone is somewhere whispering to Atiku: "Sir, it took Arsenal 22 years to win the league. This is your 32nd year of pursuing the Presidency, and you're an Arsenal fan - this is a sign". @atiku nothing for you, Chief. 🙏
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Elevator_Consult🇮🇪
Elevator_Consult🇮🇪@Elgrayc3·
@DrKalu_ Patience don already tell am say she no dey go again na😀😀 She say Nigeria wahala dey make person old quick
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Dr KALU, OON
Dr KALU, OON@DrKalu_·
Goodluck Jonathan pour dem spit today 😂😂
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Nigeria Stories
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories·
BREAKING NEWS; Anambra state Government bans cows, rice, other expensive gifts as condolence gifts. Also No more midweek burials as Burials are now to be a one-day event
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Iyke James
Iyke James@ikech28864·
@NigeriaStories One of these days, governor soludo will ban people of anambra state from eating food with meat
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Beauty Cars
Beauty Cars@OfficerCadetamm·
Clean civic 2012 🏷5.5m Kano 09069600408
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Bestmann
Bestmann@Big_Bestmann·
I don do yahoo, I no cashout I don play sporty, what is cashout? I don do ritual, e no work but I still dey see repercussions I don go church, nothing happen I don thief, they don catch me
yeven ☨@omoselye0x

@Big_Bestmann you no dey bomb ?

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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo·
The away match she brought home, didn't just land there o. They texted, They planned, scripted a time he wasn't going to be home, initially suggested hotel but changed it for "comfort", even cooked and ate first, Most likely shared STD results sef. AARGHHH! MAI GOD.
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muyiwa
muyiwa@_muyiwah·
@UnkleAyo It’s actually provocative mahn. Will never forget this interview with SAN Falana
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OBI OF ABUJA🇳🇬
OBI OF ABUJA🇳🇬@icekied·
Car dealers how do you guys sell cars? I have been marketing cars for over 8 months now,I haven't sold one yet😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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Big Sman.🍥
Big Sman.🍥@MR__Sulaiman1·
"Political Candidate Distributes One Dollar to Empower Youth in Mokwa, Niger State"👀
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Oyindamola🙄
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35·
“The T£rror!sts Are One of Us Before They Were Confused, It's very Ok To Reintegrate Them Back Into The Society” - CSOs Defend Military Operation Safe Corridors 😭💔💔
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