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@AimThaMachine_ @realFemiOtedola 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Of all the comments, na your own muzz me pass.

@realFemiOtedola You no go ride bicycle for Lagos Eko Atlantic ke... Watin do Agege or Okokomaiko or Mushin? Why can't you ride your bicycle at Ayobo link bridge to Igando?

Enjoyed a sunny morning yesterday cycling along the Lagos coast line at Eko Atlantic City. Happiness is free 🚲 …F.Ote💲

@CRawkeen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Someone was talking about what life used to be for him before he left naija for the UK . His salary was 75k and hardly even sustain him. He was also single but had one regular OS he used to patronize. Because he was a regular customer, she charged him less 🤣. Sometimes he would call her and explain that he was broke for the moment but wanted her to come hang out with him, and she would come. In his words, the OS was very understanding. As time went on , OS started doing more than OS duties . An OS that doesn’t kiss started kissing him. Sometimes he would want to pay for service but she’d say don’t worry . Like that like that , OS would buy provisions for him . He said “OS don dey turn this matter to loving you” . So he had to find a way to clear her indirectly 🤣 After that day, the next time he called her and she came, he observed that she was less friendly as usual . More like business to business communication. Well, he went out to buy banana and groundnut as usual to prepare for the match . When he came back and the OS saw banana, she said “eleyi to lo ra ogede, mio se awin o” which means “This one that you’ve gone to buy banana, I’m not doing credit o” 🤣 I said so she moved from “understanding babe” back to “service provider mode?” He said Kia Kia 🤣

@UgwunnaEjikem @designodogwu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes. Na this guy I see sef. See as the dog de eye you, na cos ein nose no de work again lmao passengers don use nchanwu & iru take scatter ein sniffing powers. Cocaine go de smell like ogiri😭

@tdontop @Big_Wakkie 🤣🤣

@Big_Wakkie The first one na gun kill you The second one na ogun kill you 😆😆

There’s a higher chance of surviving a shot from the first frame than the second frame 😂

@WilJay_1 Big ups to the rider

This beast did 6hrs from Lagos to Abuja!...made Lagos to Abuja so close..

@5starbarber_1 @1meajay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5am tomorrow, I dey pack my things come live with you, make you train me in your own image and likeness..

@OBAOFIKORODU1 @pappyhurshh 😅😅😅

@pappyhurshh the way you walk majestically to kirikiri as an inmate uncle🙏😭😭

@Ol0ye @UnkleAyo @DesmondOElliot @Wizarab10 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@UnkleAyo @DesmondOElliot @Wizarab10 Tin ba funya e no uppercut.

Hi @DesmondOElliot, A list of e-Learning platforms you can check for courses to start learning. Coursera Udemy edX Skillshare LinkedIn Learning Khan Academy FutureLearn Pluralsight But if you would rather venture into professional prostitution, DM @Ol0ye or @Wizarab10

@UnkleAyo @atiku 🤣

Someone is somewhere whispering to Atiku: "Sir, it took Arsenal 22 years to win the league. This is your 32nd year of pursuing the Presidency, and you're an Arsenal fan - this is a sign". @atiku nothing for you, Chief. 🙏

@Elgrayc3 @DrKalu_ I remember that video clip.. 😅. You’re spot on 👍

@DrKalu_ Patience don already tell am say she no dey go again na😀😀 She say Nigeria wahala dey make person old quick

Goodluck Jonathan pour dem spit today 😂😂

@NigeriaStories Prof prof 😂

BREAKING NEWS; Anambra state Government bans cows, rice, other expensive gifts as condolence gifts. Also No more midweek burials as Burials are now to be a one-day event

@ikech28864 @NigeriaStories 😅😅😅😅😅

@NigeriaStories One of these days, governor soludo will ban people of anambra state from eating food with meat

@OfficerCadetamm @Reginaldda19385 😅😅😅😅

@Reginaldda19385 The 1.2m nko??

Clean civic 2012 🏷5.5m Kano 09069600408

@Big_Bestmann @claireifudu_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@claireifudu_ Yes, scorpion still sting me 💔

I don do yahoo, I no cashout I don play sporty, what is cashout? I don do ritual, e no work but I still dey see repercussions I don go church, nothing happen I don thief, they don catch me

@dangbanamanager 😅

Homeland Security ? When this shop open ?

@UnkleAyo This legendary comment 👇

The away match she brought home, didn't just land there o. They texted, They planned, scripted a time he wasn't going to be home, initially suggested hotel but changed it for "comfort", even cooked and ate first, Most likely shared STD results sef. AARGHHH! MAI GOD.

@UnkleAyo It’s actually provocative mahn. Will never forget this interview with SAN Falana

During the last lockdown, In some countries - people were getting relief packages shipped to their doorsteps, governments were subsidizing on rents. In some people's country, their politicians were stealing indomie.

@hardekunleh @icekied Maybe, just maybe a Hyundai can fit in the said budget.

@_muyiwah @icekied The thing is I don’t want Honda

Car dealers how do you guys sell cars? I have been marketing cars for over 8 months now,I haven't sold one yet😂😂😂😂😂😂.

@Ogadiiq @MR__Sulaiman1 @privet_pat 😂🤣🤣🤣

@MR__Sulaiman1 @privet_pat Nah this one I dey pity, em go fight exchanger tire, bcs for em mind na 1 million dollars.

"Political Candidate Distributes One Dollar to Empower Youth in Mokwa, Niger State"👀

@dammiedammie35 @StoneMartin___ The things person hear as news in this country is worrisome 🤦‍♂️

“The T£rror!sts Are One of Us Before They Were Confused, It's very Ok To Reintegrate Them Back Into The Society” - CSOs Defend Military Operation Safe Corridors 😭💔💔