Natty

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

How it feels to have a lil show you’re looking forward to watching after work

this is what I said at the end of my roast set on CNN tonight that I zoomed through beacause I was running out of time (and scared) : Since I only have a minute left and I’m live on an establishment media, I figured I’d list some of things mainstream media will never cover: The first trump shooter didn’t have any silverware in his house,The Crown prince of Saudi Arabia put money into Disney, why is fluoride still in our water? Monsanto paid Google to skew search results, why are so many presidents chefs dead?

Lol @ grapes being a kitchen theme growing up

Whenever I eat just plain bread and butter I immediately think that I could have survived easily in the 1800s

my dad says thank you to Siri

Anyone want to talk about how good @TheBearFX is

I somehow talked my way out of paying a Toll Road ticket

My happy place is in the last few pages of a good book

I definitely like people’s dogs more than them

Why is Sofia Richie’s wedding my new personality

A real Poet with Power

There really is a whole sub culture of people that are obsessed with sharks…

@Guapperia I’m so embarrassed!! Asking people for favors?? I would never

@_nataleo Lmao I was like why is Nat asking me for favours we haven’t seen each other in years 😂😂😂

My Instagram is hacked. Don’t answer any messages from my account FYI

@NELyras9 Omg no. So embarrassing!!

@_nataleo So you’re not trying to become an ambassador for an influencer program lol

Not me worried about Vinyl Chloride when my cholesterol is high

Lol my mom told me I have good teeth last night and I’m ecstatic