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pistachios 🥀

@_ndagwee

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Katılım Haziran 2024

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·3h

@kinarra__ @s1ah_wanja 😂😂😭

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𝐏𝐲𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 ☸@kinarra__·4h

@s1ah_wanja Mayai zishaboil mamae

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siah wanja 🇿🇦@s1ah_wanja·4h

First in my bloodline to end the bloodline. No marriage. No children.

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·10h

@YaneKariuki 👀

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Karis@YaneKariuki·10h

If Arsenal was a school, what would be its school Motto?

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pistachios 🥀 retweetledi

Ja Loka@_fels1·2d

Chelsea FC@ChelseaFC

Mourinho says he doesn't keep runner-up medals so he threw it to an Arsenal supporter. #CFC

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Bureau-39@Ojayy031·2d

Haters tunaskia niihau! 😂😂

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·2d

@EricNjiiru Cook brother coook

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Eric Njiru ⚽️@EricNjiiru·2d

They wanted to win UCL with 24.7% possession

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Karis@YaneKariuki·2d

RT widely 😂😂😂

Manchester United@ManUtd

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·2d

@YaneKariuki Wasema Sahi umetoka nipashe uko news gang..

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Karis@YaneKariuki·2d

EPL teams instead of congratulating Arsenal on winning the League, they are busy taunting them. I love this level of pettiness 💉😂😂

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·2d

"We trained for that moment"

Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano

🚨 Mikel Arteta: “Gabriel wanted to take the last penalty. We trained for that moment”.

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·2d

@sewersydaa Drop hio kitu #relapse

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Musli@sewersydaa·2d

Naogopa ata kuandika. ina ni hatarisha,,,, #Relapse

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·2d

May whatever happened to psg during club world cup final never happens in the champions league final oh lord

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·2d

Nimekumbuka psg vile ilitupeana pale club world cup.. natetemeka tu

Omambia 🥶@chris29ke

Tunajua mpira hudunda, lakini isijaribu hiyo mchezo pale Budapest

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·2d

@pinkbarb4 Nang'o

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love island commentary 2026 (UK and USA)@pinkbarb4·2d

love island commentary 2026 (UK and USA) tweet media

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·3d

@yabbanx What if we occupy their embassies..

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yaw.@yabbanx·4d

Cancel South Africa. Their music, their women and of course tourism.

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·4d

@kinara_69 Nlikuwa nimerusha "oyaore" apo..but siko kwa screenshot..😂

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Kinara💲♻️@kinara_69·4d

Hawa simps wameanikwa na huyo catfish deserved it😂😂

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·4d

@_fels1 Ndio baba

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Ja Loka@_fels1·4d

"Kill every woman who has known a man by sleeping with him. But keep all the virgins alive for yourselves." Numbers 31:17

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·4d

@Miss_Teddy0 Sikuizi naskia tunaitwa facially impaired..

Miss Teddy 🌸❤️@Miss_Teddy0·4d

Where do ugly dudes get sex from?

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·4d

@mlachaks254 Umekua Mzee since..

MLACHAKE🤙🇰🇪@mlachaks254·4d

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Bandit@mts__kid

Today being Thursday #tbt ,share those old pictures of you

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·4d

Hapa naye I'd rather go for vasectomy than ruin such a fine godly art wit pregnancy..

hislittlemissy🫦@_wanjiraa

Walking trophy💜💜

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·6d

@_Fabian_254 Njwang'a moja baridi

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Fabian ❤️@_Fabian_254·6d

If I buy you this, what do I get in return?

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pistachios 🥀@_ndagwee·6d

@YaneKariuki Tupo ndani mtego uwekwe mapema ..

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Karis@YaneKariuki·6d

Tengezeni njia mamaeee

CentreGoals.@centregoals

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Ousmane Dembélé and Achraf Hakimi have both returned to collective training with PSG ahead of the Champions League final. [@RMCsport]

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@kinarra__ @s1ah_wanja @YaneKariuki @EricNjiiru @sewersydaa @pinkbarb4 @yabbanx @elonmusk