Nicholas Hlatshwayo

🤣🤣🤣 ey

Nazoke

“Sigcinephi konje ? “Kusho iy’nkinga uvuka nje eksenii

Umuntu Omphiwe abantu abadala. ❤️ Izimpawu zomuntu omphiwe abantu abadala .angfune muntu oyophinde esbuze kut umbona ngan umuntu omphiwe idlozi umoya wakho yakhululeka uma umbona ngathi ngahlezi unaye lokho kwenziwa ukuthi imimoya yenu yathobelana #HandsOffMalema

In 2026, Stop dating broke women babuyiselana emuva empilweni & they think uyabakweleta🥺🤞

@GYerathel Bengithi Russian

What's happening here is the lung infested with a cockchroach or the X-ray has roaches

@sepril23NG I want it

@siyayende_SA @mbalis_bakery Ey ndoda nami ngiyamangala kodwa vele bekunephunga elibi lapha

@_nickdackie @mbalis_bakery 🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️ sindlula lapha every day kodwa azange sibone lutho 😱😱😱

South Africans are xenophobic.

Please help us to find our brother. #MpumalangaPolice #InCaseYouMissedIt

@Qokani Ikhona yini yokupregisa imbiza?

I don’t have anything to help smokers defeat cravings and addiction for now however I have an excellent juice for cleaning the lungs and to defeat most respiratory illnesses incl. pleural effusion. ngizishaya isifuba ngembiza yami yesifuba. 🤪🍃💚

Please help us find umkhaya he was last seen in kriel Lapeng lounge, he lives in Embalenhle gate2 @destinyzee

@_BlackZA Hennessey

What alcohol tastes bad but people pretend as if it tastes good?

@Zweli_Thixo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ayikho le

In my Kasi, there was this 104 years old granny. She was very old, couldn't do most of the things by herself. Her family was ready to allow her to rest and go to heaven. One day we heard the whole family crying, kanti uGogo ushonile. Wafika umphakathi to give their condolences. The minute bamuvala ngengubo, akhale umagriza “Yho! nangiphonsa ngengubo kushisa kangaka why Amanda?”. Kuthiwe haibo! Gogo awushonanga? athi “Kushone unyoko, angiyi ndawo”. But uGogo was too old, uyakwazi ukuhlala i2 hours engaphefumli kanti inhliziyo ibethela phansi very slowly. Another morning they tried waking her up, “Gogo vuka”. Nix response uGogo. Ivele ikhale iFamily, “Yhuuuuu! Gogo! Oh why kodwa nkosu jesu”. Suddenly bezwe iVoice kaGogo, “Into ezongibulala yilomsindo eniwenzayo”. They got shocked and confused by the fact that uGogo usaphila. They decided that uGogo makayohlala esibhedlela because now they can't take care of her. One day ikhale imachine “twiiiiiiiiii” the nurses arrived and she was declared dead, when eyofakwa eFridgen, akhale “Yho!, cima le aircon mntwana ndin. Light iHeater please”. ama nurse got scared, they suggested that she must go home. When she got home, she died. They waited for her the whole day thinking she will wake up but she didn't. Abantu base mortuary arrived wearing their black suits bezomthatha, avule amehlo athi “haybo! Naze naClean kangaka, niyaphi?”. Yey babaleke baphume nge gate. Wahlala uGogo ethule, few days later wathi ningangivusi ksasa ngihambile. It was true the following day she was no more. During her funeral abahlali beminyile and worried. Kuthiwe ningaculi kakhulu nizomvusa lomuntu. Umfundisi came with wireless headphones for everyone so makashumayela he won't make noise. UGogo was indeed legendary.🔥🤞🏽

@lindz_malindz What is it with this body count thing? Ay maybe I'm too rural nje I don't get it.

Is it true that lack of attention can cause u to fall out of love with someone??

@Thato_Pru True

@AbelMudau3 @mbalis_bakery That's our cultural question baba

@mbalis_bakery Are you sick? When you die,do you want the question asked exactly as you have

Kanjani manje? 😭💔 was he sick?

Ay bezenenye ke namhlanje!! Labantwana nje ngabe bayazifundela . #StinaMzansi

Building in the rurals is one of the most stressful things... Those of you who are yet to start the process, take note 📝 It is about to get Maths Lit 🔥 literally 🧵