Neillusion ☁️

BRO LOOK AT THIS LIGHTING I FOUND IN MY PLACE🤯😳

lest we forget that one time rick ross shouted out all the pear

some of you tweet like its 2011 bru stop it

dude @FROMonMGM who wrote this fucking script its so goddamn frustrating

im gone after attempt 1. tf i look like

hate when im watching a movie illegally and it buffers

i will quit drinking soon and it shall be a glorious transformation

Facebook down, now I can't poke the girl from another school I have a crush on

liking women is mad expensive

booking on @agoda be like: Hotel price: $200 checkout total: $859.99

@therealALIZAY Aye bro trust, shopping online for clothes here in Asia is a gamble. I can order an XL and a small ass shirt arrives

AN ASIAN LARGE IS A SIZE 4!!! I am a fucking whale

@jenuinephotos rude and true

@_nluzn especially you

Men with thigh tattoos are wHORES

nothing comes close to this liquid

"loose vagina energy" should be a phrase

yall tweets are trash mine are significantly better (im on the toilet)

man i have a thing for Aubrey Plaza ngl

climate change can kiss my ass i would like a private jet

@thatboybrand looking hella fertile

sza bro Jesus H. Christ

a loose hair falling down your back can cause a serious amount of chaos