Sasuke

If you’re not willing to risk the usual, you’ll have to settle for the ordinary.😂😂

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

@Kamau266 😂

Madem wanono pia wanasema walipiwe Fees na SHA hawajui sisi broke men ndio tumewangoja watuspoil

this week, i've only budgeted one laugh which is likely to be used on Friday.

@Focuss_ed 😂🤌

Who did this?🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brothels in Uganda ? Cum parlour

"mum huyo rafiki yako Mama Tracy ameolewa kweli??"

@ivymuthe We Africans are so fast in destroying,but poor in creating, Grown up men so quick in destroying phones they can't even manufacture nor fabricate🤌

I saw a video of teachers smashing students’ phones and I was completely shocked. This is 2026 — technology is advancing rapidly, and phones have become an essential part of daily life.Instead of destroying them, schools should simply collect the phones at the beginning of term and return them to the students on the closing day. In developed countries, students are allowed to bring their phones but hand them over to staff until they need to use them, or they get them back when school closes. We should adopt similar sensible policies in our schools, because phones are here to stay.Resorting to destructive acts like this in the name of punishment is pure stupidity. Watching a teacher pick up a hammer and smash a KSh 30,000 phone genuinely pained me. It’s heartbreaking and completely unnecessary.

Buying this and flying it over Prophet Owour followers.😂

@MsMiriti Even in your imaginations you’re still not happy. What a sad life to live.

Washing hands in different vessels is not the same as different people washing hands in the same vessel.

It's doesn't matter whether stones falls on eggs or eggs falls on stones, the results are the same~ gunners proverbs.

Hizi story za AirBnB deaths sijawai skia a babe from Schools like Strathmore, Daystar, USIU or even CUEA, cool kids huwa affordable. Hao bora umewapeleka T Mall, Iced Mint ama Magharibi place Its our poor sisters in public universities obsessed with the kileleshwa lifestyle,

Gonna start an egg restaurant where the eggs are hidden in different spots and the customers have to hunt them down and bring them to be cooked. Gonna name it, Disi-Yai.

If you love someone remove them from the pedestal which imprisons them and denies the fullness of their humanity. Allow them to be imperfect and assure them that their so called imperfection is also a reflection of the divine.

There is a drink called Soju that Kanairo women are using to justify their hidden talent of swallowing mrija namna hatari. Milayas everywhere!!

not really good at flirting but i’ll stare at you like i’m starving

Haha.. Ukipata your woman cheating. The moment unauliza maswali, ushaBant.. If the evidence is concrete, leave without asking what happened. You have seen what happened but you want the lies to feel better.. Ukiona unataka clarity na kuna evidence, just forgive her, humwachi huyo

Only in Kenya will a former Chief Justice be told to familiarise himself with the Constitution. Only in Kenya will a seasoned Boeing 787 captain be advised to consider enrolling in flight school. Only in Kenya will an author be debated with about the RRP of his own book. 😂😂😂

So much cocaine in the world, and yo nose is still in my business

My coworker and I were talking about capitalism, and he said, “The Earth is a resort for like 500 rich people, and the rest of us are just the staff.” Now I can’t unsee it.