Jameel 🇵🇸

@jezheywood Jezpl! Just the person... I have a camera question.. I'llDM ya

@_oh_Shit___ G’day Jameeepl

(hours later and still refusing to admit I misspelled my own name) So, im taking the spelling of Jameel to strange new places....

came across a pristine iPhone 5 today and... lol

perfect date ruined as museum staff discover the 2 burger rings Ive dropped into the gold-coin-for-entry box

thinking about how the first saxophone prolly only had single key/button thingy

I'll never pronounce Turkiye the new woke way. I've been calling it Turkey coz they're a bunch of bloody turkeys. It's just a coincidence that everyone else called it Turkey also

@walnutpal lol

@_oh_Shit___ What is the crime? Riding a succulent carbonium bicycle??

I got charged with stealing a bike from outside the pub. Doesn't seem right to me.. What kind of world is this where they make it a crime to steal a hungry bicycle? A little tiny bicycle?

The saddest thing I've ever seen in my life, is a single gum boot, sitting in the middle of a picnic table. I was coming down from meth and I cried for hours after seeing it. Doesn't seem like such a sad thing now of course, but at the time it seemed a very sad thing for sure

@horriblelizard something fucked up no doubt

@_oh_Shit___ wait what happened to lebanon in 1992

"Is there a Lebanese race?" the longest examination in the history of the Federal Court, halted by the judge after 12239 days of heated debate

@horriblelizard nah druid I think

is eve barlow even jewish

@ElaineM11584892 Dutton isn't the prime minister though is he

What absolute bullshit. Go through Dutton’s portfolio.

@cuyo_idea @thorogoodchris1 lol no it's a pig melon. It's extremely bitter, cant be eaten at all. They grow everywhere in Australia. In the city you see them around bus stops and nature strips. Kids throw them at each other

@thorogoodchris1 Is that a watermelon..?

Today I went to the desert in search of wild gourds and look: I found them!

Western Australian natural gas is clean, comes straight from the ocean; it's what's known as a 'benevolent gas' By contrast, the eastern or 'Guinea-States' use coal-seem gas. Known by its street-name "Honk", it burns black & sooty, is made from the blood of the horseshoe crab..

100 years old today..

me leaving the club at 5am completely naked and stuck in a chair

@ggooooddddoogg West germany

you will never in 1000 years guess where this toy cow was manufactured

@EthPilot @SaraReyi Tweets from 1945

They will rise again from the ruins. 🇵🇸