Joey

Nothing like an ASOS order where everything looks like pure shite on you to completely plummet ya self esteem 🙃😂😂😂😂

I can’t even put in to words how seething I am that I FaceTimed dan from all the way upstairs, to say to put the pizza in and he fell asleep instead and now I’m starvo 😭😭😭

The NHS is abso shagged boiz. Dan is in a physical queue of around 30/40 ppl in the hopes he’ll be lucky enough to get an appointment. SHAGGED, I SAY.

Why do I think an asos order is better than therapy?

Thank you @Spotify! open.spotify.com/album/7I0tjwFt…

Stop posting pics of your ugly lookin’ Christmas dinners 🤢

@KieranPryor Can confirm

I’m gonna be the most insufferable boy to be around today man!!! Just fucking busting for tonight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Most traumatising scene from a 'children's' film, I'll go first.

Did anyone else sing When I’m Sixty Four by the Beatles as a hymn in assembly at primary school? Or did my school just really think THAT highly of the Beatles?😂😂😂

The 1975 can do no wrong I don’t care what you think and you cannot change my mind

I’ve just seen the makeup revolution GoT, Beetlejuice & Simpsons collections and I need it all… now.

Someone, quick, talk me out of bleaching my hair😭😭😭😭

@rhys_llewelyn I saw this yesterday, forgot to reply, so sought it out again now just to tell you: you are wrong 🙂

The place I go to get new tyres fits the tyres for you when you’re in the car and it’s the most awkward experience

Rlly wanna stretch my ear lobes but I’m a massive wimp😭

harry babe there’s a cost of living crisis

Working full time, trying to do fun things to entertain ya child on days off, housework, making time for family & friends whilst also pursuing hobbies is fkin KNACKERING. One of them has to fall by the wayside and it’s housework, every time👌🏻

@dan_phil Sorry, do I know you?🙄

Still do @_ohjoey

You can never underestimate the power of good friends.