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@_olicannoli

i'm all about hope, change, and zestiness

she/they Katılım Şubat 2017
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for everyone who wants to ask me how things are going: good
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colbie caillat had that white girl swag the late 2000s lowkey needed
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i would believe a traffic cone costs somewhere between $2 and $55. not willing to guess any more specific than that really. just not my place
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if i was a bus driver i would take all my riders through the culver’s drive thru 🙂
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i loved you model/actriz at thalia hall thank you model/actriz at thalia hall i bought the display CD off you guys ❤️
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sure what the hell
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you can open hinge after not opening it for Days and find responses with unnecessary passion you would never find anywhere else
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no i have to bring the quarters because im scared there will be a gacha machine
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making a mixed drink and offering ari a shot glass and she looked at it and went “Ohhh that’s ok i just did eight one thousands”
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didn’t update yall but these fish fucking beefed it last week and everyday i hear parents telling their kids “ohhh the fish are still on vacation!” you guys gotta figure this out and QUICK
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extremely bold of my daycare to include a fish tank by the front desk, so that it now becomes imperative you keep alive these 2 goldfish and clean the big tank All The Time or you let the fish die and explain that to 130 children who are all under the age of 6.

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sometimes i really just need the bus driver to pull rank. sir this is your bus and im just your humble passenger but stand up and defend the fucking shit you care about #YouShouldntBeAbleToEatPeanutsOnTheBus
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hint: he’s throwing handfuls of peanuts into his mouth and then violently dusting his hands off all over himself
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this is the 4th time i’ve gotten on the bus and sat down next to peanut shells like does something happen here and then nothing happen here
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has there ever been anyone named oswald
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planning to quit this job and now i’m looking at everything like a financial opportunity like does the cta need bus washers. who puts the bumps on the crosswalk for blind people can that be me by next month
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dora standing on a hill overlooking a small home when her primate companion comes up to her and asks where the building she is looking at is located: boots the house down
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this fuckass puppet
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