Oscar Mason

Life. 🤷🏼‍♂️

The man himself NPC Matt Hopley @Matthew_Hopley , congrats on your commissioning day! Clapping you on every step of the way 👏👏

@marksandspencer I enjoyed your best ever macaroni cheese for dinner tonight. However small issue, it isn’t actually made with macaroni. There for is it not just a cheese pasta-bake. Which I hate. Regards Oscar.

Very disappointed with the £8 spent on @CadburyUK advent calendar to get 2 days of curly wurly and 2 days of chomp! All caramel and the same! Hoping the next 20 days are more exciting!

@Matthew_Hopley @TGIFridaysUK Ahhh thanks for the reminder! 😂

I NEED to know who made this!!

@Matthew_Hopley Absolute Power couple!

@Matthew_Hopley @McDonaldsUK

@Matthew_Hopley Cheers Matt! I greatly appreciate it

@Ben_Cotton123 I’m disappointed it took me so long to fall in love

@_osc_ar Truer words have never been spoken

Greggs Sausage bean and cheese melt. Top tier

First time DIES!!! No please No!!

@Headshoulders you guys need to make a body wash called knees and toes.. it would make for a great combo, i think

@Ben_Cotton123 @PoliticsForAlI @thetimes Bet that must of have been extremely boring with him. Might let them off with that one

@PoliticsForAlI @thetimes @_osc_ar

@Snapchat I think you might need to turn the snapping machine off and on again. Just a few of us having an issue Cheers

Anyone hating on Bezos must not have a spaceship.

@NCS Absolutely wrong!

@MB_Annan I recognise the ones who don’t wear masks!

Sorry for the spoiler #LineOfDuty fans.