Autistimus Prime

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Autistimus Prime

@_p000p_

Free Palestine

BX/CT Katılım Şubat 2012

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⚾️ Shoeless Dro Jackson 👟@SavageNtheBox·10h

- Knicks win by 51; advance to 2nd rd - Yankees win 13 of last 15 games - Red Sox are in last place in AL ☠️ - Celtics ☠️ - MAGA BOY™️ optioned to AAA Who’s having a better weekend than me?

Yankees PR Dept.@YankeesPR

Following today’s game, the Yankees returned INF Anthony Volpe from his rehab assignment, reinstated him from the 10-day injured list and optioned him to Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

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BronxBmbrz@BronxBmbrz·12h

Yankees going from 10-9 to 23-11

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slim@imonwwe·14h

ben shapiro owning libs while my emo dad owns skinny jeans

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Talkin' Yanks@TalkinYanks·15h

Ben Rice's .336 batting average is the best in the American League

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This was the happiest I’ve been in my adult life.

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Ugh there she is again thank goodness

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joe@BurdenBurner·1d

Yankee fans: “Aaron Judge is going to benefit the most out of any player with challenging pitches” Aaron Judge when a ball at his feet is called a strike:

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Wow

LOKII@TheLOKII_

Anne Hathaway in Ibiza

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@FloydKirkStein @MrExotics718 @funkmasterMMA @mrgibber45 He cooked me yo

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Glock Purdy@FloydKirkStein·1d

@_p000p_ @MrExotics718 @funkmasterMMA @mrgibber45 U got fried by a balding wigger

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Aljamain Sterling@funkmasterMMA·2d

If you’re in Suffolk County, New York, you could now officially pick up your bottles of my Funk Harbor Rum at Riverhead liquor Mart!

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@FloydKirkStein I will yearn for them both and forgive them when they cheat on me.

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Glock Purdy@FloydKirkStein·1d

@_p000p_ I will cheat on both with both

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Both will cheat on you.

Severus@SeverusChud

The redhead or the alt girl.. mans greatest dilemma.

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@SkinnyTuna Insanely mid.

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Kyle Kushblasta@SkinnyTuna·2d

riley reid is highkey unc faps

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My mom calls @AlvaradoJose15 “auto theft”.

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@EnriqueEduardoX @WWELUFC Glass houses.

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Eduardo Enrique@EnriqueEduardoX·2d

@WWELUFC I knew I recognized you from a movie. Great actor! Fantastic perfomance!

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Nathan 🤍💙💛@WWELUFC·2d

Hi 👋 it’s me! I usually don’t post myself on here because I think I am ugly but hi regardless.

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@BigLeagueDigest @BatterUp_app Belli

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Big League Digest@BigLeagueDigest·2d

Who is this AL player? 👀🤔

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@MrExotics718 @funkmasterMMA @mrgibber45 It’s for traffic shit, I was draggin it. Lmaooo

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James@MrExotics718·2d

@_p000p_ @funkmasterMMA @mrgibber45 🤣🤣 all love clear that up my boy !

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@MrExotics718 @funkmasterMMA @mrgibber45 You fried my ass here

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James@MrExotics718·2d

@_p000p_ @funkmasterMMA @mrgibber45 Might wanna clear that up ya degenerate .. grown ass man bragging about having a warrant in 2026

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rob@RobertSecundus·2d

the only problem I have with Zach Cregger's Resident Evil is that it's not faithful to what a Resident Evil movie should (0% seems to be about how cool the director's wife is)

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