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don’t piss me off x.com/GaaryWrld/stat…

we know

me on my way home after watching dune part two (it was the best theatre experience of my life)

we want to thank Beyonce

Gekko but every ability is Moo Deng

The first trailer for the live-action ‘MINECRAFT’ movie has been released. In theaters on April 4, 2025.

My mum asking me who I’m going out with like it’s not the same 2 cunts

need a nap like this with the girls twitter.com/Agojie_/status…

i would rather die 1 million of the world’s most all-time painful deaths than to have even the tiniest inkling that my bitch is about to go fuck an archaeologist in her dino panties

the girl of your dreams is just laying in her bed farting so bad rn

Today, all cats are lions #EURO2024

This Sunday I’m having a full English breakfast, A Sunday Roast for lunch and a fucking Shepherds pie for dinner 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Gladiator is one of those perfect movies that should never get a seq- WATER BATTLE IN THE COLOSSEUM

The next time you want to throw a stone think about this

if i ever won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs

The NHS saved my life. Now I’m determined to save our NHS. That work starts today.

NOT NOW LARRY.