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JPMorgan may start lending against crypto… Yes, as wild as that sounds, it might actual happen. Here’s why it matters and why it could shake up the finance industry:🧵

THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS OPEN!!!… for a hefty fee and a pre-existing friendly relationship with Iran😭 Witnesses saw French and Japanese oil tankers cross the strait as the first Western and East-Asian ships since the beginning of the conflict. Oil prices still don’t care. Safe bets show on holding long for at least the foreseeable future. Hope you can bike or walk where you need to go🤷🏼‍♂️ #usa #IranWar‌ #gaspricessuck

Stock Prices love it. Employees hate it. What do you think? Will this fix the prospect of the cash-flow issue for AI spending?

What’s a way tech companies can justify the spending increases on AI and its infrastructures? For $ORCL, they think lower the workforce. And thousands of employees this week have recieved this dastardly email:

Update: It's been 147 days since Michael Burry publicly went bearish on Palantir $PLTR It's down -33% since

@Polymarket Looks like it’s time to knock the dust off of my bike…

14% chance oil hits $200 before July. polymarket.com/event/cl-hit-j…

BREAKING: U.S. officials & Wall Street analysts are now reportedly preparing for the possibility of $200 oil.

BTW - Berkshire’s ROI on this investment is already up 35%…

Looks like we know where some of the Berkshire Hathaway cash pile is going to👀 But this isn’t the first time Berkshire has outstretched into the Japanese market. Read more about it here… wsj.com/business/berks…

$META is TUMBLING📉📉 Going 0 for 2 on ethical court cases could destroy this company over a longer term than people expect… What do you think?? 👇Full article below👇 wsj.com/livecoverage/s…

Who knew the game of cricket was so riveting… $UGRO #CricketFever

🚨VALUE TIME OR LET IT DIE?🚨 Everyone’s all ab out oil this, oil that, but is anyone paying attention to $DIS??? Understandably, since the beginning of the year, it’s spent most of its days traveling downward, breaking underneath $100 in the past week. But… new CEO Josh D’Amaro takes over tomorrow. Experiences lead profitability and streaming services project improved margins. Does this dividend-driven stock warrant a buy???

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

ON THIS DAY🚨 We lost one of the idolized in western movie stars in Chuck Norris. He was 86, and rushed to the hospital yesterday where he spent his final moments. Our condolences go out to the Norris family and the legacy he left behind.🫡 #RIP #chucknorris nbcnews.com/news/obituarie…

$NBIS IS ON A ROLL March 11th: Gets $NVDA to push $2 billion into company infrastructure March 13th: Analysts approve of $NBIS and push ‘Buy’ ratings March 16th: Signs $27 billion infrastructure deal with $META $NBIS is up 34% since last week, and can keep going.

Bears right now: “I told ya we’re coming”

Morgan Stanley $MS just restricted withdrawals from their private credit fund, exceeded more than double its capped limit. Just like BlackRock $BLK last week. Who’s next, JP Morgan $JPM???

$ORCL gains a 10% boost from a Q3 2026 earnings beat driven by the 84% in revenue from cloud infrastructure and AI contract backlog

Oh look, I can afford to fill up my car again

Oil Prices settle around $100. All global indexes are in the red. But you know who’s up 40%? $HIMS Novo Nordisk dropped the lawsuit filed against Hims & Hers to begin collaborating on a new weight-loss treatment cnbc.com/2026/03/09/nov…

CRUDE OIL continues its skyrocket today, up 14% this Friday. This is the highest crude oil prices have been since August of 2022, and shows no signs of slowing down.

Berkshire Hathaway has begun buyback of its own shares to begin reduction of its gargantuan cash pile. Here’s why they’re doing it: reuters.com/business/berks…