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Drunk on a Sunday @ 5pm thinking about buying a motorcycle

@Delta 2 hours on the tarmac on DL1177 and not one crew member has offered any water or anything to make this awful, fume-filled experience even incrementally better.

@taylorkelia I would move to the other side of the room or leave hahahahaha

@taylorkelia Lmaooooo this was the first red flag for my ex. Started to get the ick once I heard him eat chips 😂😂😂

Okay hear me out. The pink cherry blossoms smell like Old Navy when my mom used to take us back to school shopping as kids and they’d have out all their different colored flip flops….

@sarahemily923 WHAT!!!!

I Fucking LOVE my dad

@sarahemily923 I was gonna say aren’t you still there?!?! I’d love to know what he thinks is unacceptable behavior as well lol

@sarahemily923 Stfu

@sarahemily923 THATS MY GIRL

@sarahemily923 All of these emotions are completely valid!!!! You got this!!!! I’m here for you always 🖤

@http_christ Connors having a meltdown

@http_christ C u s00n shawty

Entering my era of not giving a flying f*** and calling everyone out on their bullsheeet

Texted my mom that I messed my toe up and sent her a photo, this was her photo reply. Okay Pam slay

GM! We don't need a new year for a new beginning. Each is an opportunity to start fresh, be more curious, take bold action. Go get some!

GM all! It's going to be a great week!

@http___anna Ugh that’s me

Got groped by a small child at the king buffet tonight