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@_piplups YOU'VE GOTTA STOP BRO IT'S MY WHOLE TIMELINE

"No way, is that Piplup from Pokémon??" "Pip-piplup lup plup, piplup" "oh god fucking damn it"

"Counting or not counting 17 year olds?" "How are you alive."

“yo no fucking shot is that” “she was tung tung tung sahventeen” “oh come ON”

"Scott. As the father, I have watched over your sins. She was only 17. As punishment, I have decided to send you to eternal purgatory. Suffer the consequences of your actions." "Why the fuck did God get involved I didn't even die yet"

Scott Pilgrims 17 Minor Losses.

"... Bro"

"Wha? Is this a game show? What am I doing h-" "Good MORNING my dearest fans!! And on TODAYS show, we have our SHIT contestant!! Meet the ONE, the KING of ONLY, Scott Pilgrim!" "Thanks for havi- shit?" "Now Scott, fans are sending in call after call, was she REALLY 17?" "Really?"

“Holy shit!! Government pilot Charles Calvin” “You know she was uhh-17 right Scott?” “FUCK”

"who the fuck is this forgotten guy, man." "WHETHER 17 HOURS OR 17 YEARS, SCOTT PILGRIM WILL BE WAITING" "oh my FUCKING GOD"

"THE DATE SCOTT. WHAT IS THE DATE TODAY?" "What the fuck are you" "ANSWER THE QUESTION, SCOTT." "... march 18th 2026?" "AND WHAT WAS THE DATE YESTERDAY." "Do you not know math?? its march 17th 2026-" "DOES THAT NUMBER REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING?" "Im so fucking done dude"

“Hey sweetheart, how’s y-“ “She’s 16!”

“OH NO! BONNIE FROM FNAF IS ABOUT TO JUMPSCARE ME!” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAQshewas17scottAAAAAAAAAAAAA” “FOR FUCK SAKE”

"Oh, I don't care, just say the- ... Wait what?" *But nobody came.* "... Hello? Anyone?"

“OH HEY IT’S THE SUBTERFUGE GUY!” “Say my actual name, Scott. Out loud.” “Stop.”

“Woah is that ENA?!” “Salutations sir! Are you aware that she was 17?” “OH MY FUCKING GODDDD”

"No way, is that a Waddle Dee?!" "Wanya wanya wanya 17 wanya wanya" "ok man"