Miranda Panda

Happier than ever 💕

POV: when you've cancelled too many hangouts and now you HAVE to go to this one or you'll lose your friends

And once I start getting poor when I'm with a guy I leave. Because where did this poverty come from, I was rich before you

The No Kings protest was cute at first but we’re at the 5th one now with no change I need yall to start burning shit

yall make having a man look so fun but when I get one I wanna kms

Never settle ladies. Bigger and better dick is really out there.

Oh that’s not

socialised with multiple people on both Saturday and Sunday

Being direct with men is funny, he either steps up because he likes you, or disappears completely. Either way, its a win..

If we splitting the rent you NOT the man of the house 🤷🏽‍♀️ Go make me a sandwich nigga with extra mustard.

If I ever come across a solid nigga… I might fit em into my schedule. Until then? I honestly don’t got time for nobody

When I reap vs when I sow

JUST IN: Catholic Pope Leo XIV says God rejects prayers of leaders who start wars.

HOLY F*CK ALEXA GRASSO 🤯🤯🤯 SCARY finish 😳

the horny taking over as soon as you start drinking

ovulation

when he replies to the story I intentionally posted for him

I think Charlie Kirk’s memory being turned into joke is basically exactly what he deserves

another day of doing whatever the hell I want