Michäl 🔰

@PrinceChrisMUFC @Moon_AGD One? Two Hattricks at least, a total of 9 clear goalscoring opportunities served. That’s crazy!

Bruno could have gotten a hattrick of assists today.

@Nuel006 None, Baleba is crap. Tchouameni or Hjulmand as 6, Anderson or Fernandes as 8, as both can play also a deeper role in a double pivot

United fans who would you take between these options? 1. Anderson, Baleba & Mainoo 2.Baleba, Matheus Fernandes & Mainoo

@tweetcunha Still an 8 not a 6

Manchester United kindly break the bank for Anderson ,this is the perfect Casemiro replacement

@Ellis_ Ah it start, why should our academy no produce a troublemaker? Morrison, Garnacho, Greenwood… the best players from our academy end up elsewhere because we put zero adulation to the training plan. Would have surprised me if the most talented in our academy would just ball

JJ Gabriel’s Dad needs to get off Twitter and let his sons ability do the talking. His reply to nonewthing today was so disrespectful to multiple players that JJ might possibly play with one day. There’s just no need for it.

@TheWavyRed No, he’s a CM not a DM!

Elliot Anderson, got 2 assists. Can he replace Casemiro?

@glazerscashcow He plays there but that doesn’t make him a proper LW which he isn’t!

@_red_7 Cunha plays off the left. He plays as one of our wide players.

Probably should be a couple up here without playing that well which is a decent sign. Our wide players are struggling massively. Cunha, Mbeumo and Amad all playing poorly.

@AbsoluteBruno So embarrassing, utter holy crap this guy. Return to Serie A please!

Zirkzee thinks in slow motion bro

@AbsoluteBruno @TheUnitedExtra He’s set up 7-8 goals and he’s just ended up with one assist. These bottlers have failed him so bad

Into the Island of Elites

@StretfordPaddck Mbeumo, Zirkzee, Amad and Mbeumo twice failed him badly. Could and should have 6 assists today!

🕯️ Bruno is equaling the assist record today 🕯️

@UnitedStandMUFC Should have 3 assists but Dorgu and Mbeumo let him down

Bruno Fernandes has EQUALLED the all-time record for assists in a single Premier League season! 100 minutes to get another one! ⭐️

@UnitedStandMUFC And what an assist! Even Mbeumo couldn’t waste that chance!

@markgoldbridge It’s not like we should knew to prevent these crosses

Anderson again

Add first touch tests to the medical @ManUtd

@PaamanuelUtd_ Not with these fuckers around him

Man United fans: Do you really think Bruno Fernandes can break the assist record?

@AidanWalshMUFC Ref called to the screen after minutes under review, takes another few minutes. Disgusting from VAR. If it’s clear and obvious, it’s decided in 10 seconds!

Cunha scores but I think VAR will overturn it

@Ellis_ No, that’s two 8‘s and a 10. Fine at home against bottom half but can lack control of defensive space against more creative sides

Elliot Anderson is even better live. Basically runs Nottingham Forest’s midfield single handedly. Him and Mainoo together would be perfect with Bruno ahead of him.

@UTDkingsley Should have done at least one in black like the trim

The stripes on our jersey are too big 🫠

goal kick given as Dalot foul for nothing, Kobbie plays the ball again free kick, the refs agenda continues… even in a meaningless game.

Malacia Mount Zirkzee Ugarte Mazaraoui Bayindir All of them could have been replaced on the bench today with academy prospects, given none of them should play for us again