DonFalcone

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

overheard on the train this morning: "i think that guys listening to our conversation”

Reports coming from Guinea is that in 1976 Guinea played against Morroco in the 1976 AFCON finals. Morroco walked off the pitch to protest a referee decision and later returned to finish the game and won their first Afcon. Based on recent events the people of Guinea want their trophy

Goals in the World Cup: Benni McCarthy - 2 goals Wayne Rooney - 1 goal

If your phone is Original copy & paste this 😹 ╱◥██████◣ │∩│🌄▤│▤▤│

what a boring planet. no fairies, no mermaids, no dragons… just bills & annoying ppl

Guesss the player

There isn’t a single English player in football history that is better than Neymar.

It's right there with the 3

I bet wind feels so nice for trees

If Mbappe never wins the Ballon D'or or UCL this is how people would downplay his career.

once used a phone that "P" wasn't working. So every morning my brother sends me "P" so I can copy and use for the day😭😭😭

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of Siena University in my life

Goals in the World Cup: Benni McCarthy - 2 goals 🇿🇦 Wayne Rooney - 1 goal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

My daughter just told me a bunch of Egypt facts and then said "many secrets still lie beneath the sands of Egypt" lol

I just read that US troops are smoking weed so they fail their drug tests and get kicked out, so they don't have to fight the war. Protesting is protesting🤙🏼 Brilliant.

You will never see Serie A Legends like Maldini, Nesta, Kaka, Pirlo, Totti disrespect current professional players Neither will you see La Liga Legends like Casillas, Zidane, Roberto Carlos, Raul etc also disrespect current professional players It is always those mids from EPL

Millennials huleta entitlement hadi kwa matatu. Unafika stage mapema ndo ukae hapo mbele kwa driver side ya dirisha juu uko na miguu mrefu alafu mtu anakuja anakwambia you should scoot over ndo akae hapo cause he's older na anashukia kwa njia. Sisongi kwani mimi nashukia kwa mto.

“what will cure all your problems?” me:

Irritating the wife is a fine old tradition.