Certified Boogeywoman

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Certified Boogeywoman

@_robinsparkle

Women with big foreheads are magical creatures ✨ IG: @roobbzzz WASH. ☔️ ☔️.

Katılım Mayıs 2014

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Certified Boogeywoman@_robinsparkle·1 Tem

Like grits.

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Certified Boogeywoman@_robinsparkle·2d

We’re all “in it together” huh 🥲

𝟮𝟭.🛸@Big_tagg

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

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idk luv, enjoy.@related_feels·4d

I love loverboys. Top tier. Rest of you should be in the zoo

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Fighting the urge to start more seedlings 😩😭

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Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑@MrMekzy_·3d

To be loved, chosen and insanely lusted after >>>>>>>

ADAEZE👩‍🍳👸-THE BLUEPRINT/ODOGWU OF BANANA BREAD@adaezennaji_

To be loved and chosen, not just lusted after…

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Certified Boogeywoman@_robinsparkle·3d

@omgsidewalks Your mother

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‏ً@omgsidewalks·3d

you guys say "my mom" or "our mom" when talking to your siblings???

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k@ysljennii·3d

This what I mean when I say I wanna be with somebody that play just as much as me

☠︎︎@bizzleecos

this husband fake proposed to get them free drinks 😭

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Papii🥤@ammalusty·3d

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

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@ammalusty @CreoleCockpit_9 Top tier writing

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Yesssssss 😩😭

𓆩 ✝ 𓆪@NglMaya

GIRL TO GIRL… be honest…. If you could stay home, raise babies, and run a cozy homemaker life… would you?

Certified Boogeywoman@_robinsparkle·3d

This looks immaculate 😩❤️‍🔥

Crazy Moments@Crazymoments01

That’s quite literally the greatest looking watermelon I’ve ever seen

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Certified Boogeywoman@_robinsparkle·3d

When they ask me what I’m looking for:

Nina Deer@longdepzai_n

My husband saw me before vs after

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Benny@ye_ben1·4d

A lot of relationships fail because people think it has to feel electric every day. Real relationships include silence, routine, even boredom and being comfortable in that is what actually makes it last. So i really pity some of you

zellie@zellieimani

Modern dating is things not lasting a month even if you both are interested in each other. I have no explaination on why. That is all for today.

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AMADEUS P.@_AMADEUSPURCELL·4d

We not discussing this enough for me. Wake it up!!!!

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N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1·11 May

Yep 😭marriage is deeper than chemistry and cute dates. That's the person who'll hold you together through grief, sickness, childbirth and every hard season life throws at you.

nyakego@NyakegoMaponya

One day you’ll be lying sick in bed, not able to do anything, then it will matter who you married

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Certified Boogeywoman@_robinsparkle·6 May

As a Greys’ fan I started watching Station 19 😩 and honestly idk why I did this to myself. Shonda has wrecked meeeee 😭😭😭😩😩😩

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