Astronaut dreams and momma’s hair grease

Thank you, @smasunaga

@WorldWideWob Thank you

Some advice for the NBA: NBC is going all-out for this Basketball Night In America broadcast. Entire A-Team is there on site for Lakers/Knicks. They just had Bob Costas welcome us to the pregame show for the first time since 2002. There is no good reason SEVEN other NBA games should be on simultaneously as this showcase. Fans of other teams are obviously going to be attending/watching those instead, and it does not feel like Sunday Night Football when there is so much else going on concurrently. Reporting, conversation, and discourse will be fractured by region. A full Red Zone Witching Hour would cannibalize the potency of NFL Sunday’s weekly main event, no? This needs to be a standalone product future seasons, if you want its cultural impact to be felt as intended.

You think? lol

@CountOnVic Same

My eyes are still getting used to this

@CountOnVic @AshNicoleMoss

@AshNicoleMoss I was hacked

To Krispy Kreme

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@CountOnVic 👌🏾🔥

Photoshoot day 🤍

my coworkers talking bout they spending the 4th on Lake Lanier…..so if you looking for a job we’ll be hiring soon

@kens_casa @ZeroSuitCamus

When Otis dropped, Funk Flex was so hyped he did like 60 spinbacks and then said the funniest thing anyone has ever said on the radio

Expeditiously

Scenes

@af_flyboy @NFL_DovKleiman

@NFL_DovKleiman "Do you understand the cameras are rolling..." 😂

Chad Johnson left Stephen A. Smith SPEECHLESS on his show getting way too personal: "She told me to go deeper, but I was already all in.” 😭😭😭

Factual

@CountOnVic @nuggets @spurs Agreed

We need 7 games @nuggets @spurs

@jemelehill @BSO

@BSO Please don’t start this 😂

Don’t know what men you know, but this is 1000 percent untrue. In fact, women worry unnecessarily about their man chasing women when he’s with his boys. Trust me, you have nothing to worry about in most cases. Those dudes are wrestling, arguing about sports, gambling with each other and doing some of the most childish shit imaginable. They’ll be arguing for six hours about the ‘88 slam dunk contest like that shit happened two days ago.

@TheKalenAllen @todayyearsold

In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.

Objectively, the best part of Home Alone is when they yell “Fuller, take it easy on the Pepsi” because he wets the bed & Kieran Culkin looks at the camera like this

If there’s anyone left… Trying out the sky blue thing.

@roywoodjr @JeffEnglehart Thank you

@JeffEnglehart no I'm not. lol

Star Wars parents, when you first introduced your kids to Star Wars, did you go Ep 4-6 and THEN 1-3 or did you go chronological 1-6

@FuxwitLim @DragonflyJonez

@DragonflyJonez Going 2-11 from 3 and the mozzarella sticks getting cold 😭😭😭

Here's why Top Golf works. A very small segment of the population plays golf and of that very small segment, very few are delusional about how good they are. Golf is a sport that forces you to be honest with yourself. No one to point the finger at but yourself. No one is going in Top Golf and taking themselves seriously. Basketball on the other hand- everyone hoops and a vast majority are delusional about how good they are. That place is gonna smell like underarm funk,Heineken breath arguments, 2006 state semifinals broken dreams and fried pickles.

@kmalekoff @theblcklst 🙏🏾