Samantha♕

thinking about how if I was a lesbian there’s a 50/50 chance that I would actually not have to be the pregnant one

if you haven’t had at least one mental breakdown at your job then you haven’t worked there long enough

if he won’t jam to The Big Rock Candy Mountain then he ain’t the one

mama, he’s crazy

this could be the year for the real thing

idk who needs to hear this but there is a little boy on Main Street in calico selling lemonade for $1 please go buy some he is so cute

boys who say they want to live in log houses are just male versions of girls who are in to cottagecore

“You look so happy.” Thanks, it’s because I am. 🥰

“I might pull up “ - i will not be coming

if you don’t like your life then you should go and change it

Who would have thought I would end up in a happy, healthy relationship with a man that actually likes me. What a plot twist

my phone no longer autocorrects fuck to duck. It corrects it to “fuckkkk” & I can’t decide if that’s hilarious or sad

I never thought of ever leaving Butcher Holler

I’m really not sure why pisces have such a reputation for being softies & so sensitive. Like I may be a cry baby on the inside but on the outside I’m a whole bitch. I mean Rihanna is a pisces. JWOWW is a pisces for Christ’s sake. Put some respect on our name.

@rbcottre Yesssssss

Haha gonna do it