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Samantha🦋

@_sammy_coco

A delight😊

My house Katılım Ocak 2020
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Calvary🔮
Calvary🔮@TamunoDavid2006·
Words that I cannot spell. Boo k (like flowers that they give people) Showfa (private driver) Kolig (as in your workmate) Fall straight (as in you fall straight me) Silowet (that Shadow stuff) iiii ( as in where a bride walks down during wedding) 😭😭
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Tinubu Must Go
Tinubu Must Go@Buchis01·
@yabaleftonline You really justice to the definitions. Bouquet (I found myself battling with the spelling 😂) Chauffer Colleague Frustrate Silhouette Aisle (I spelt it as Aile, I knew I was wrong, I had to consult my dictionary)
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YabaLeftOnline
YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline·
The definitions 😂🤣
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Samantha🦋
Samantha🦋@_sammy_coco·
@Wizarab10 Selling it in cups doesn’t even make sense cause continuous exposure to air and light makes the noodles softer and eventually soggy when cooked, however this is Nigeria💔
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Sir Dickson
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·
When people hear the words "illegal money" what comes to their head is yahoo yahoo. Those are the poorest. There are levels to illegal money
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Samantha🦋
Samantha🦋@_sammy_coco·
I think the concept of illegal money is now only associated with yahoo yahoo in Nigeria they forget that they are other means like drug trafficking I mean all these drugs sold the proceeds is going somewhere innit, human trafficking, smuggling, oil bunkering, embezzlement all these are illegal money not just Yahoo Yahoo which is the poorest and loudest too
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Samantha🦋@_sammy_coco·
I traveled using the Ibadan/ Osun to Akure road and the checkpoints I counted was not even up to 10 in total but if it was Lagos/Benin expressway ehh you will see up to 30 before you get to your destination. You see all the security personnel finish is it Customs abi na VIO and FRSC abi na Amotekun or Army and Poli even Vigilante go mount road block and stationed themselves in a way that you are stopping every five minutes for each of them and most of them sef na money Dey use am collect o
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Scribe Girl
Scribe Girl@her_eloquence·
Reading a book and finding a sentence so good you close the book for a minute, to stare into space
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Samantha🦋
Samantha🦋@_sammy_coco·
Ahh people are actually crying because they are leaving nysc camp ahh God I be stone cause what the heck😂😂
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Samantha🦋
Samantha🦋@_sammy_coco·
@Strong_Mann1 I feel like as long as they are accredited, they are qualified and the edge isn’t felt at all because of the saturation of other non finance graduates
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The Strongmann
The Strongmann@Strong_Mann1·
@_sammy_coco The problem here is what is the standard impacted by the department in their various schools. Some are standard while some are not, hence the creation of the body in the first place. Accountancy graduates already have an edge.
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Samantha🦋
Samantha🦋@_sammy_coco·
The finance graduates will like this while the other graduates that didn’t study that will pile on her Objectively speaking, she has a point because allowing everyone depicts the accountant there because you passed the exams those not make you an accountant it only made you chartered but charter of what?? That is why I think if you studied a accounting you should be inducted into ICAN immediately after graduation thereby giving you an edge over non finance graduate or better still take a course that is endorsed by ICAN in your final year that will give you an immediate membership into the institution like some other professional bodies do
OMOLARA🥰❤️@favour75245

Can ICAN restrict its exam to only people who is doing finance related courses in university? Tired of zoologist and plant scientist dragging wanting to be a chartered accountant with me. Just imagine me writing the bar exams with people who actually studied law.

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Samantha🦋
Samantha🦋@_sammy_coco·
@Mayo_kunn_ @chefmubby That’s what I’m saying like the accounting graduate should just sit for one or two exams in their final year that will qualify them as chartered with ICAN you get?
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mayokun
mayokun@Mayo_kunn_·
@chefmubby @_sammy_coco You'd still have to write COREN assessment after 4 years to become a registered engineer though
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Samantha🦋
Samantha🦋@_sammy_coco·
@ST_E_A_DY Skill set some don collect exit since Saturday lodge they wait that Tuesday comot like say they still dey😂😂
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PIA
PIA@pia_icecreamsam·
@_sammy_coco @TheGeniee_ It’s visible on both races. And even for rhe light skinned black girls like me.
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Ginj
Ginj@TheGeniee_·
I really hate to be mean but somebody needs to tell the girls. The blush blindness is really getting out of hand. There’s actually no reason for half your face to be PINK babes, bfrrrrr 😭
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ego
ego@roguebaguette·
bruh. the devil tried and failed. I forgot to cancel my linkedin premium trial. they tried to take 850k from my account but God said no
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Ifeeee!🇩🇪🇫🇷
Ifeeee!🇩🇪🇫🇷@ifeoolu·
Day 11✅ I had my last debate rehearsal and planning for our Polio drama presentation began. Then we spoke and won the debate competition but dem give us 2nd sha. Went to sleep and they called us into the rain for pageantry only to send us back an hour after, in the cold
Ifeeee!🇩🇪🇫🇷@ifeoolu

Day 10✅ We were punished on the parade ground. SAED Four phones were stolen from a room and all the occupants were told to squat with their boxes above their heads. My platoon won the volleyball competition. We had our dance presentation. Found a lost iPhone 13 at night.

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Samantha🦋
Samantha🦋@_sammy_coco·
Everyone is calling their fathers to wish them happy Father’s Day in camp from the OBS Radio and it is so beautiful and soothing to hear🤭🤭 Omo I really wish my father was still alive for moments like this mehn🤧 Happy Father’s Day to all the amazing fathers out there❤️
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Shadow Monarch
Shadow Monarch@BoogeyThat·
In Nigeria, It's not enough that you battle your oppressors. You also have to fight the willing slaves. And dem plenty.
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Samantha🦋
Samantha🦋@_sammy_coco·
@pon_milee Omo I calling out those women in Ondo camp cause why is one small bole ₦1000 why in one of the best plaintain producing state I know you want to exploit but haba na be reasonable that is too much😒
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Oluwaponmile🦋
Oluwaponmile🦋@pon_milee·
Apparently, the prices of things in Mami market are fixed and you’re not supposed to bargain but that’s for their pocket. I’m a Yoruba girl. ✋🏾🙂‍↔️🤚🏾
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