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According to Steffi I am: _ 1/3 friends 1/3 pent up resentment 1/3 hummus Honestly I think this is spot on

STEFFI IS 30!!!!! Welcome to the elder club I am so happy to have you aboard!!! Everyone check insta for more content xoxo I love you forever my sweet bestie girl

@SteffeeG6 The delulu #2 still got me I really did lock in to get back up to #1

dusted off the ol gal to wish an even older gal @_santaclauds a happy birthday

me too Ezra #dwts

@SteffeeG6 Ugh that’s so YOU

@_santaclauds Wow a golden birthday tweet for a golden birthday girl

It’s Steffi’s golden birthday!!!!! I hope you see this I think you deleted the app but as always enjoy your birthday texts 🫶🎉✨ I’ll post them to insta too maybe Brian will show you I LOVE YOU SWEET ANGEL BESTIE GIRL @SteffeeG6

My trust issues stem from getting my stardoll account hacked after I gave my password out to an internet friend to trade rare clothes

My dads adhd is so bad he has four TVs on in different rooms with different shows and he does laps around our house to watch them all omg

I am seriously convinced if the whole world watched Ted Lasso it would cure all bad vibes

I’m the “checking pockets of purses and jackets” level of broke rn

Do you ever reread old text messages just to make yourself mad lol

“Claudia I’m gonna go on steroids” Sure Nick

Ya know in the past I’ve asked the general sky beings for a guide to life but I take it back I’m tired of everyone on the internet telling me how I should live my life and respond to things I’ve had enough of the how-to’s for a while thank u

To the gamers, I now fully understand the feeling of asking someone if they want to watch you play video games. The joy cat quest 3 is bringing me I want to spread to all my friends

@ criminal minds writers why is sicarius such a babe you’re really making me question everything

*watching the guards game* “Oh no I’m late for taking my blood pressure meds! I don’t want to have a heart attack while I’m with you guys” -Richard

Sometimes being hard on yourself is what you need other times being nice is the better medicine the trick is finding when to be nice and when to be mean I’m high but I think this makes sense

FUCK SAME

@SteffeeG6 This is so funny

Love love love hearing friends follow up the most vile shit a guy has ever said to them with "he's so funny"

@SteffeeG6 I love being a smelly lint covered sock but I’m YOUR smelly lint covered sock :-)

@_santaclauds HAPPY BUH BUH BUH BDAY TWEET DAY you smelly lint covered sock