bront jonts

rt for a tbh + rate

sick n tired of people thinking I want to pet their ugly nasty slobbery dog. OK why do people with dogs in public? assume everybody is going to love their dog and they let their dog go up to everyone and rub their nasty bodies on everyone and they’re stinky noses and s stinky bum

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

It’s so funny to me how every time leftists have a legitimate candidate. Oh let me over you. Stupid fucking prick me ever. Let me over.

nothing matters but love. please RT.

help dog is self harming again (eating grass)

how do u even log in to hotmail does it still exist

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no more womens self-defence classes. womens OFFENCE classes. its time to take the fight to them.

jeremy irons rolling in his grave: i was a noble gas!!!! throw me out the history books will prove me right-AGHGHGHHG 👻👻👻👻 he had been torned up by master shreddr

whays weing with my wife

emergency room number

emergency rom number

hey everyone$) wife is fine she is just gettkgn iver theflue

left my wife at home with the microwave on for 45 minutes zero decomds

so after all these years nobody thought to tell me infinite jest was fiction? what is this enders game 2?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

no no it was good I just didnt expect him to be a monkey thats all

.@lcdsoundsystem hot dog is playing in my mouth, my mouth

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