Shelby Caron

between all the Christmas goodies yesterday and today I’m pretty sure I gained 100 pounds

the 17pg paper I have due on Friday is worth 40% of my grade, I haven’t even started

Ariana Grande is not responsible for Mac Miller’s death. Ariana Grande is not responsible for Pete Davidson’s depression. Women are not rehabilitation centers for struggling men. Stop attacking them for choosing to exit relationships.

if you knew me back in high school, you don’t know me anymore. you gotta meet me all over again

lol the world weird as hell, what the fuck be going on

ok but the thing is I still have a shit ton of assignments to do but I’m already mentally checked out so catch me doing anything/everything before I sit down and put half ass effort into my hw, yay!!! 🙂

@kaileeann38 Check w/ Olivia !

@mirfranduh after the “but” the whole thing goes directly in the trash

My least favorite thing is when someone adds a "but" to an apology. NO LONGER VALID

I’m such a nonchalant friend. You bail on plans? Cool. You would rather hang out with your man? Great! You haven’t talked to me for 3 weeks? Fantastic. At the end of the day we all have our own lives, I’m always gonna be here.

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 for a snow day at school tomorrow. #plzineedthis

if you can’t drive in the rain I suggest not driving in the rain

can someone tell me why I can’t hold on to a pair of sunglasses for more than a few weeks!? lose them every damn time

Thank God the elections are over and the constant spew of ugly and mendacious campaign ads has ceased. Think of the money spent on that shit, then think how many hungry children it could feed.

more and more I’m seeing my autocorrect suggest stupid shit that doesn’t make sense instead of helping me out

@hcb_29 I’m the only one

my sis is taking a date to the dance tonight, made sure I was involved in the picture taking so I could shake his hand