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His net worth just dropped -40% due to the market. Have his girlfriend call and ask if he would still love her if she was a worm.

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@Predictir @dunguinlin Me

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Crypto is like when your son comes of age and accidentally kills a prostitute and you are like ok this is super fucked up but you are still my son, and this us a small town, so i think we can cover this up

I counted 1010 traders that are down $100k+ today and 206 traders that are down $1M+ today on Hyperliquid 358 of those accounts lost everything and have ~0 balance, including one person who lost all $19M+ in their account

some guy will post a devastating pnl as a cry for help and everyone in the comments are down there saying "keep clicking boss you gonna get them next time" this place is the inverse of gambling anonymous

It would be funny if the planned rotation to mememachine didn't work. Not for lack of trying, though it's been 3 days of solid telegraphing and posting. Pool2 chain and Temuliquid are still very much in play and outperforming.

Alright lads.... I have been geeking out on the numbers with Claude the last few days and have come to an interesting theory... Which is that the idea that the 2021 bull market in crypto and stonks was caused by 'stimmy checks' and 'everyone having extra time to trade' is a MYTH... And that it was instead almost solely the result of record low interest rates allowing Americans/etc to access unprecedented amounts of home equity, via both cash-out refinances and home sales. All this equity was basically redirected into a) more real estate, b) stocks, and c) crypto - and pumped all three to record numbers. Obviously low interest rates in general had a stimulative effect, but I think it was very much that one variable - homeowners accessing untapped equity- that was the driver of the asset bubble we witnessed. That was- of course- before inflation spiked and Powell hiked rates to infinity and the party abruptly ended. Here's the thing though... There's VASTLY more untapped equity in American homes today than there was going into 2021. $36T worth, according to the best numbers I can come up with with Claude. Enough to buy all the crypto in existence almost ten times over. And that equity has been completely frozen for three years. However it is going to thaw in a little over 6 months from now, when Trump and Bessent succeed in lowering rates, and JPow finally departs into sweet sweet boomer retirement... And when that happens I think it is going to usher in a bull market... A bull market of absolutely biblical proportions...

This week’s crypto nuke can be characterized as insiders insider trading the forthcoming news about the SEC investigating insider trading happening with DATs

@ThisIsNuse Rotation to tether chain.

Easy mode for Aster seems all but done Lesser high strength on that last move compared to the first two pushes No longer floating under top band and regaining per new ATH Next push, while being under middle band, is less likely to come to fruition in a new ATH Healthier to consolidate here

Tbh i dont think anyones buys or sells are actually affecting this chart 😂😂😂 This is something else, Van Gogh himself with one ear left couldnt have painted a better picture, kudos to CZ and his team there are levels to this shit

They’re not even hiding it

This nigga live tweeting a crypto KOL Twitter list wtf are we doing guys

@elfa_ai @icebergy Wlfi

@icebergy Which one

you guys are up 20x on a presale but complaining about $100 in gas?

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