Ethan

I was asked to ring EU today popped off on 140+ ms lolol

Why the fuck do I as a full time employee and full time student owe 1500$ on my taxes???

I almost just got hit by a fucking car

How can one NOT like nickelback??

I love when Kurt Cobain says he doesn’t have a gun,, like cmon buddy,, we all know 🤯

You smokin upside down dick if you think I give a clit slapping fuck

If she wanna act sour, I’ll just send her home on a lime 🤷‍♂️

“Ain’t nobody got a cookie for yo bitch ass”

So we go through our day jobs, hanging out in the grave yard Where we first figured out Maybe we won’t be in love !

Free cover at Deja vu last night?? Happy fucking birthday Dave!

“I’m the nic-bender!”

I think it’s obvious we’ll both escape the selfishness fore’ iiiim goneee

@twofellasgrill just blessed me so hard🔥🔥 l

Some people die of thirst while others drown 😔 - wrap that shit gang 🤙

Consent is so fucking sexy 🥰🥰

Context is everyone is graduating or just graduated college. While I’m about to start again. New opportunities are a blessing though A year ago I went through something similar and I know it’ll only help me grow again

Bout to be my first summer in the zoo without my day ones. This realization has been so difficult to wrap my head around. Sometimes I fucking hate growing up. Bottoms up I guess.

@chimchiime I’ll look into it. Or I’ll just move to hinge lol

@Tinder why did you ban me??? I barely even use your app >:((

My brain has not been just rained upon, it’s been flooded