🌴 slimelife ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

lmao doing math holy fuck

@Ian_Unsworth @galaxyhq been purring for a while now

Looks like @galaxyhq may be winding down their Hyperliquid validator Yesterday they undelegated 1.3m HYPE ($53mm) from their own val and redelegated to the Nansen x HypurrCollective val txns from 0x62bC1FE6009388219DD84f9dCa37930F6Fb6fA22

Fish head and no cannons, fish head and no cannons

wallet sleuths not noticing transfers to the doxxed addy 👨🏻‍🍳

single engine plane in the sky flying a huge banner that says stop hiring humans but whos flying the plane?

confirmed

it has come to my attention that

@zerototom @0xSisyphus pretend youre a pastry chef and you have to bake a cake but someone else has the keys to your oven

to this day, i still have no idea what eigen layer does. the restaking era was awful

can we prompt ai to brute force a private key or it gets unplugged

@OGsDontFold igneous

Gun pointed at your head, name a rock

@HalloweenIn2008 the lap belt is probably totally worthless in a collision/crash and most useful for unexpected turbulence which may cause severe drop in altitude where yes people do go flying into the bulkhead 😂but also for sudden change in cabin pressure dont wanna get sucked out by the vacuum

@_slimelife I’ve studied enough aviation incidents to know that it’s actually worth it, given how loose you can make it Basically people get thrown up into ceiling in major turbulence events far more than a real plane crash happens

wait yall actually use the seat belts when riding airplanes?

the funny thing about jury summons and registering within 5 days is i check my mail like once a month

@0xngmi @fr1ko_eth ends apr 30

@fr1ko_eth for cases like this its also very important to look at incentives being given out, theyre currently giving out >$1bn/yr in tokens (annualized from last 30d) as incentives

Serious question - how has Canton made more revenue in 30 days than Hyperliquid, Pumpfun, Tron and Polymarket?

at the point in my life where im back to doing laundry at the coin op laundromat down the block

hilarious and awesome how some of the dealers stay after their shift and play one guy does rounds and make players buy booze for him lol

@ToriNook ai getting good damn

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more real than most are aware

@JasonYanowitz the enemy of my enemy is my friend

Everyone needs an enemy. For years, banks were our enemy. But now the banks are our customers. Then the SEC became our enemy. But now the SEC is our friend. Crypto has been lost for a year, an industry without an enemy. Now it is clear: North Korean hackers are our enemy.

real education

@nickisanders how does one dual/multi issue instruments representing the same claims on the single underlying asset and maintain the same liquidity throughout all their markets

Everyone is talking about tokenization. Almost no one is talking about liquidity. Issuing assets is easy. Making them tradable is the hard part.