Maggie May

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Maggie May

@_smithmaggie

Brock U Medical Sciences

Katılım Mart 2012
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can mercury quit doing the renegade this panorama has been quite enough for me
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bobby wasabi@bobbyteriyaki·
this pandemic has melted my brain every human interaction feels like talking to my crush in 8th grade
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No means no, it does NOT mean convince me. I don’t get why this is such a hard concept for people to grasp god damn
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this is a message for the garbage man that works on Romy Crescent in Thorold: thank you for making my biweekly Monday mornings so much better with your attractive face 😩
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idk what deranged individual mass produced hand sanitizer that smells like Jose Cuervo & put it in every superstore in Ontario but I’m just tryna sanitize my hands (cause we’re in the middle of a Panda Express) without being provoked to act up god damn 🥵
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yo this round of lockdown better work I look way too good to be locked away all summer
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manda@amandacookee_·
thinking about my future valentine .,,.. I hope he’s nice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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heartbroken/lonely 11 yr old mags would passionately perform “somebody to love” by queen in her room for hours on end & let me tell you reverting back to that coping mechanism today has lead to 7 emotional world tour performances
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Dougie Ford you’re really cramping my style all I’m tryna do is grow this CAKE and emerge into summer the hottest version of myself I’ve ever been... it’s a little hard to accomplish these goals without access to a gym god damn😩
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Maggie May@_smithmaggie·
“Niagara Region will be moving into the grey zone February 16th” ....say sike rn
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Human Mel
Human Mel@melhuman·
So just to confirm, this is the worst anyone's felt since the start of the pandemic, right? Like it's not just me?
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alright Mrs. Swift I’m already depressed I didn’t need to relive the emotional trauma I experienced as a teenager today too
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@katymullins27 this is like a haunting version of girls going to the bathroom together at the bar
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boys with trucks 🤝 the West St. Tim Hortons parking lot the epitome of orillia men
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does the panorama not exist in America??? 30K people in the stands for the super bowl and I can’t even shake my ass in a country bar with 4 of my friends .... this is CRIMINAL
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also really thought I’d be welcomed with cheering fans for making my grand return to Twitter after 3 years... I’m a washed up tik tok star WORSHIP ME
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Sportsnet@Sportsnet·
Right in the feels. 😭 (🎥: @MLB)
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Spotted At Laurier@SpottedLaurier·
everyone with the laurier plague rn
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