Maggie May

can mercury quit doing the renegade this panorama has been quite enough for me

this pandemic has melted my brain every human interaction feels like talking to my crush in 8th grade

No means no, it does NOT mean convince me. I don’t get why this is such a hard concept for people to grasp god damn

@ameliasluna mam pls stop reading my mind 😩

this is a message for the garbage man that works on Romy Crescent in Thorold: thank you for making my biweekly Monday mornings so much better with your attractive face 😩

idk what deranged individual mass produced hand sanitizer that smells like Jose Cuervo & put it in every superstore in Ontario but I’m just tryna sanitize my hands (cause we’re in the middle of a Panda Express) without being provoked to act up god damn 🥵

yo this round of lockdown better work I look way too good to be locked away all summer

thinking about my future valentine .,,.. I hope he’s nice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heartbroken/lonely 11 yr old mags would passionately perform “somebody to love” by queen in her room for hours on end & let me tell you reverting back to that coping mechanism today has lead to 7 emotional world tour performances

Dougie Ford you’re really cramping my style all I’m tryna do is grow this CAKE and emerge into summer the hottest version of myself I’ve ever been... it’s a little hard to accomplish these goals without access to a gym god damn😩

“Niagara Region will be moving into the grey zone February 16th” ....say sike rn

So just to confirm, this is the worst anyone's felt since the start of the pandemic, right? Like it's not just me?

alright Mrs. Swift I’m already depressed I didn’t need to relive the emotional trauma I experienced as a teenager today too

@katymullins27 this is like a haunting version of girls going to the bathroom together at the bar

boys with trucks 🤝 the West St. Tim Hortons parking lot the epitome of orillia men

does the panorama not exist in America??? 30K people in the stands for the super bowl and I can’t even shake my ass in a country bar with 4 of my friends .... this is CRIMINAL

also really thought I’d be welcomed with cheering fans for making my grand return to Twitter after 3 years... I’m a washed up tik tok star WORSHIP ME

Right in the feels. 😭 (🎥: @MLB)

everyone with the laurier plague rn