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Cada día con más ganas de que mi vida se acabe🤪🤪😝😝😝🎉🎉😎😎

mis papis con pasta: camionero desde los 15 años y limpiadora a tiempo parcial para poder criarnos. Becas toda la vida y esforzándome por sacar buenas notas para tener más en la parte de la variable. No darme caprichos ni salir de fiesta más de la cuenta, pero papis con pasta 👍🏻

así entrenan en el Inazuma eleven y no pasa nada

no puedo más ya

Literatura universal. 1° Bachillerato. No tenían ni idea de qué les iba a preguntar (no es ChatGPT, lo han hecho en clase). Les pido una reflexión sobre la identidad y la crítica realizada en la obra y una alumna me hace un análisis que muchos aquí no harían. Hay esperanza.

@csbarel @jnlm__ habría que adiestrarte a ti

@_sofiagr__ @jnlm__ le tengo adiestrado

gracias gemini❤️‍🩹

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@csbarel @jnlm__ a saber que le has dicho para que diga eso

@_sofiagr__ @jnlm__ le sabe mucho

todos similares

@jnlm__ la mejor ia de lejos

@_sofiagr__ es el mejor

en medio de examenes pensando el mono que tengo de play porque llevo sin jugar como 1 mes y medio

@venecoc33 el examen se resume en: he abierto un cofre (el examen) y me ha salido una pistola gris (las preguntas), he intentado holdear hasta el final campeando para ver si me llevaba la win, pero nada

@_sofiagr__ adelante adelante explícalo, a ver si l pillo y esas cosas

resumen examen ética❤️‍🩹

@venecoc33 el dilema realmente es otro, pero no sé explicarlo🔇

@_sofiagr__ Oh vale ya entiendo, y cual es el dilema

@venecoc33 en plan la libertad positiva✅ es caer royo en pisos picados o en ribera repipi, donde te salga del cipote dentro del mapa. libertad negativa❌ es moverte solo a zona porque sino te pilla la tormenta

@_sofiagr__ explicame en términos de fortnite twin

Yo cada vez que veo un post de la despedida de Lewandowski

De las despedidas con las que más estoy sufriendo eh, Lewandowski ha tocado algo en el corazón de todos los culers. x.com/i/status/20561…

🚨Robert Lewandowski on how hard it was for him to leave Bayern Munich for Barcelona 🗣️ Robert Lewandowski: “When I had to make the decision to join Barcelona, it was honestly one of the most difficult decisions of my life. At Bayern Munich, I had everything. We were winning trophies every season, competing for every title possible, and personally I was in one of the best moments of my career. One or two years before joining Barça, I had already won everything there was to win with Bayern. Many people asked me: ‘Why leave a perfect situation?’ But football is not only about comfort. Sometimes you feel something bigger inside you. At that moment, Barcelona were in a very difficult situation. Not only financially, but also emotionally as a club. When we played against them in the Champions League with Bayern, I remember feeling that something was missing. You could see the stadium, the fans, the history… but it did not feel like the Barcelona that everyone respected for many years. It was strange because this club has always represented greatness, personality, beautiful football. And after those games in Munich and Barcelona, I started thinking a lot. I knew that if one day I had the opportunity to join Barça, I could help change things. Not alone, of course, because one player never changes everything, but I felt I could bring experience, mentality, leadership and hunger back to the dressing room. Many people thought I was crazy to leave Bayern at that stage of my career. They said Barcelona was finished, that the club was too broken, too unstable. But for me, that was exactly the challenge that attracted me. It is easy to join a club when everything is perfect. The real test is joining when people doubt them and helping bring them back to where they belong. I did not come to Barcelona for a holiday or to enjoy the weather. I came because I believed this club could rise again. When you wear this badge, you understand immediately how massive this club is. The pressure is huge, but so is the motivation. Today, I am proud of that decision because I followed my heart and my football ambition. Barcelona is not just a club you play for — it’s a responsibility. And from the first day, I wanted to help restore that winning mentality again.”

Nunca le preguntes a una mujer su edad, a un hombre su salario y a un culé que pasó con Lewandowski el 16 de mayo del 2026

@jnlm__ ojala fuese coña

@_sofiagr__ fake

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